Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)
@keffy.bsky.social
he/him/they/them
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
M.Phil Genetics
https://ko-fi.com/keffyk
(Complimentary)
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
(Complimentary)
I'm basically just going to make a pork roast with the couple sides that are my husband's favorite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm basically just going to make a pork roast with the couple sides that are my husband's favorite.
tldr the foods are all fine but I just need something that goes CRRAUNNCHHHH like a celery stick or whatever
this makes it sound like child me was attached to the raw veggie platter over holidays and that's true but i was also attached to the cookies and pies and etc as well
this makes it sound like child me was attached to the raw veggie platter over holidays and that's true but i was also attached to the cookies and pies and etc as well
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
tldr the foods are all fine but I just need something that goes CRRAUNNCHHHH like a celery stick or whatever
this makes it sound like child me was attached to the raw veggie platter over holidays and that's true but i was also attached to the cookies and pies and etc as well
this makes it sound like child me was attached to the raw veggie platter over holidays and that's true but i was also attached to the cookies and pies and etc as well
EVERYTHING IS MOOSHY
(also growing up my grandparents thought that any meat which was not cremated was undercooked, which meant that the holiday meats, aka turkey, were always reminiscent of the atacama, and I didn't realize roast turkey could be better than marginally edible until I was an adult)
(also growing up my grandparents thought that any meat which was not cremated was undercooked, which meant that the holiday meats, aka turkey, were always reminiscent of the atacama, and I didn't realize roast turkey could be better than marginally edible until I was an adult)
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
EVERYTHING IS MOOSHY
(also growing up my grandparents thought that any meat which was not cremated was undercooked, which meant that the holiday meats, aka turkey, were always reminiscent of the atacama, and I didn't realize roast turkey could be better than marginally edible until I was an adult)
(also growing up my grandparents thought that any meat which was not cremated was undercooked, which meant that the holiday meats, aka turkey, were always reminiscent of the atacama, and I didn't realize roast turkey could be better than marginally edible until I was an adult)