Bluebottle
@isihacbb.bsky.social
Chronically ill crafter who sleeps a lot. 1 dog, 2 cats, 3 daughters.
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yesterday my dad asked where my mum had moved the kitchen stash of scrap paper we use to scribble notes and lists on, and she held eye contact with him as she reached over to point at a place one inch to the left of where they'd been previously where the pile was a) more stable and b) more obvious
the female astronaut that we'ee sending to the moon had to warn her husband that he won't just be able to call her to ask where something is in the house 💀💀💀💀
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
yesterday my dad asked where my mum had moved the kitchen stash of scrap paper we use to scribble notes and lists on, and she held eye contact with him as she reached over to point at a place one inch to the left of where they'd been previously where the pile was a) more stable and b) more obvious
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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This makes no sense…
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
This makes no sense…
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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The promo is already top notch:
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The promo is already top notch:
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A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A joke for the history buffs:
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
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From Terry Pratchett's 'Guard's Guards' when the guild leaders have to accept the demands of the dragon:
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
From Terry Pratchett's 'Guard's Guards' when the guild leaders have to accept the demands of the dragon:
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January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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That reminds me: It's Tom Baker's birthday in two days so no need to panic if you see his name trending on Tuesday.
That was a public service announcement for geeks everywhere.
That was a public service announcement for geeks everywhere.
I keep the birthdays of old Doctor Who actors memorised so I don't panic if I see them trend on that day.
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
That reminds me: It's Tom Baker's birthday in two days so no need to panic if you see his name trending on Tuesday.
That was a public service announcement for geeks everywhere.
That was a public service announcement for geeks everywhere.
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Always be the person who causes a fellow white person/cis person/het presenting person/bloke/etc etc to go "oh! ...er, well nevertheless" when they thought they'd be safe doing bigotry around you - that you'd agree & join in - and you in fact pushed back, showed them you're not in their gang.
A big part of the current right wing belief system is that everyone is actually just as bigoted as they are, and are only pretending not to be as a public performance ("virtue signalling").
They genuinely thought once they started doing open racism, everyone would join in
They genuinely thought once they started doing open racism, everyone would join in
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Always be the person who causes a fellow white person/cis person/het presenting person/bloke/etc etc to go "oh! ...er, well nevertheless" when they thought they'd be safe doing bigotry around you - that you'd agree & join in - and you in fact pushed back, showed them you're not in their gang.
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alright look I’ve added Garfield
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
alright look I’ve added Garfield
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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I think one of the simplest ways you can express support for Denmark is by buying a Lego set. At least that's what I think, and why I'm browsing the Lego online store right now.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I think one of the simplest ways you can express support for Denmark is by buying a Lego set. At least that's what I think, and why I'm browsing the Lego online store right now.
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Everything reminds me of him...
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Everything reminds me of him...
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The Brian Blessed Audiobook Collection
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Brian Blessed Audiobook Collection
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A dark but beautiful story about hope and the power of community
Anarchy and entropy are easy
Building a world you want to live in is much much harder but way more worth it
Give it a read over your coffee break
Anarchy and entropy are easy
Building a world you want to live in is much much harder but way more worth it
Give it a read over your coffee break
If you want to read some excellent fiction about people working together and looking out for each other in hard times, "The Year Without Sunshine" is a very good choice, as many have said lately.
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/the-...
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/the-...
The Year Without Sunshine - Uncanny Magazine
During one of the much smaller disasters that preceded the really big disaster, I met a lot of my neighbors online. I can’t remember if we set up the WhatsApp group because of the pandemic or the civi...
www.uncannymagazine.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
A dark but beautiful story about hope and the power of community
Anarchy and entropy are easy
Building a world you want to live in is much much harder but way more worth it
Give it a read over your coffee break
Anarchy and entropy are easy
Building a world you want to live in is much much harder but way more worth it
Give it a read over your coffee break
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STOP.
We have a major news story in our house. It's been building up for a few days and this afternoon came the denouement.
It's the story of a banana.
We have a major news story in our house. It's been building up for a few days and this afternoon came the denouement.
It's the story of a banana.
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.
(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
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I don't want to share any private space with a terf. They would violate my dignity because they don't mind their own business. I've said this before but I think now, more than ever, we should have separate rooms for them. Utter weirdos
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I don't want to share any private space with a terf. They would violate my dignity because they don't mind their own business. I've said this before but I think now, more than ever, we should have separate rooms for them. Utter weirdos
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SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT
The cat has already been fed.
The cat has already been fed.
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My parents really did have belief in the power of a small notecard. Just found these - this time they were my father’s.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
My parents really did have belief in the power of a small notecard. Just found these - this time they were my father’s.
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1976: Home & Garden and Watches from Argos
(+Queen Anne Silver Plated Serving Tray; Queen Anne Silver Plated Sandwich Tray; Grenadier Silver Plated Miniature Gun Carriage; Queen Anne Silver Plated Cake Plate; Silver Plated Sherry Goblet; Silver Plated Wine Goblet, and more)
(+Queen Anne Silver Plated Serving Tray; Queen Anne Silver Plated Sandwich Tray; Grenadier Silver Plated Miniature Gun Carriage; Queen Anne Silver Plated Cake Plate; Silver Plated Sherry Goblet; Silver Plated Wine Goblet, and more)
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
1976: Home & Garden and Watches from Argos
(+Queen Anne Silver Plated Serving Tray; Queen Anne Silver Plated Sandwich Tray; Grenadier Silver Plated Miniature Gun Carriage; Queen Anne Silver Plated Cake Plate; Silver Plated Sherry Goblet; Silver Plated Wine Goblet, and more)
(+Queen Anne Silver Plated Serving Tray; Queen Anne Silver Plated Sandwich Tray; Grenadier Silver Plated Miniature Gun Carriage; Queen Anne Silver Plated Cake Plate; Silver Plated Sherry Goblet; Silver Plated Wine Goblet, and more)
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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at last we have created computers that get stressed about the news
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
at last we have created computers that get stressed about the news