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Still not Kaz.
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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oh no, are publishers getting squeamish about buying queer books right now for some impossible-to-guess reason??

sounds like our books need to get even more queer, relentlessly queer, battle-axe queer, cackling queer
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Under the policy announced today, the United States will have a ban on nearly all legal immigration in place for 93 nationalities accounting for roughly half of all legal immigrants, including 90% of African immigrants. The most anti-legal immigrant admin ever: www.cato.org/blog/new-ban...
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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The Hmong are here because they fought for the US in a war we lost.
"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”"

"“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
A St. Paul resident says federal officers knocked on her door and asked her to identify Hmong and Asian households in her North End neighborhood last week.
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Literally no international events should be held in the US as long as the fascist regime is in power
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.
One of the things that genuinely shocked me as I read through surveillance logs for the police is how much of their energy and attention is dedicated to shutting down vigils and other ceremonies of remembrance.
Anyway ICE was filmed desecrating Renee Nicole Good’s memorial & doing violence to people who found that distasteful. Might be too soon to say if this falls into some kind of pattern of behavior if you’re the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
January 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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*electric ukulele power-riff*
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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New political alignment chart that’s just good vs evil on one dimension and action vs inaction on the other one
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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My wife, a Minneapolis native, reminding me it's dead of night in Minnesota in January, below freezing, and there's thousands of people outside
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Every conservative today
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Abolishing ICE is a moderate position imo
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Any dem response to this or are they just gonna say “I agree and invading Greenland is good but there were some procedural things he should’ve done”?
Full White House statement to the BBC:
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Said it before and I'll say it again--I have no patience for "X food is gross anyone with taste eats X instead" or its variants. You might think it's lighthearted or funny but you always end up punching someone in the face.

And why is
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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🚨⚠️ Release Date Disclosure! ⚠️🚨

TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.

DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck

This is what we know, so far.
TR-49 - Official Trailer
YouTube video by inkleStudios
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Making games is a LOT easier than getting eyeballs on them, lemme tell ya!

Speaking of... our weird bird deckbuilder has a great new free playtest build out:
🦜 Daily flights!
🦩 Tutorial!
🦚 2 playstyles!
🦆 So… many… birds!!!

Join us! Or tell a friend!
store.steampowered.com/app/3473440/...
Sparrow Warfare on Steam
Free the birds in fierce strategic deckbuilder SPARROW WARFARE! Combine sets of tiles to progress. Unlock wildtiles to make crazy combos. And lead your magnificent bird army to freedom!
store.steampowered.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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In an era where support for trans rights and LGBTQ+ in general was more tepid and understated, because people were afraid to upset bigots, GDQ decided they were going to be loudly, unapologetically inclusive. The result is one of the greatest communities in video games.
The extent to which Games Done Quick has helped to steer the larger speedrunning community - one of the most hardcore video game enthusiast subcultures there is - into becoming something so welcoming, inclusive and supportive astonishes me
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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NEW VIDEO ALERT:
Even if you're a huge Shadow of the Colossus fan... this video might surprise you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvGZ...
The Giant Hoax of Shadow of the Colossus | Game Arcadia
YouTube video by Second Wind
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Please watch this video it's so fucking funny it kills me every time to just watch this fucking dude activate goddamn psychic powers he seems to think all human beings possess. An absolutely exquisite 52 seconds of your time
Got a mole problem on your golf course?
YouTube video by Golfsavers: Online Tee Times & Golf Holidays
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM