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Avatar: ArtFight user decay Header: @cuteosphere.bsky.social Hi! I'm Red. Pixel artist, shitpost artisan, alien pngtuber. 🚫AI/NFT🚫 32. flagrantly AuDHD. they/them. 🏳️‍⚧️ I like Dead By Daylight and Neopets. Ask me for bug facts! twitch.tv/prettypinkpansy

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · Sep 1

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a crude drawing of my sona, who is this androgynous pink alien with blond hair and rainbow jacket over a black turtleneck body suit, holding two photos with a distressed expression. One is of Dwight Fairfield from Dead by Daylight, a nerdy white guy with black hair, with a green checkmark. One is of Dwight Schrute from the Office, with a red X, a completely different nerdy white guy with brown hair. There are various additional photos of Dwight Fairfield for reference with green checkmarks, and also a picture of Dwight Eisenhower with a red X as well.

"WHEN I AM TALKING ABOUT A DWIGHT, IT IS THE CHARACTER FROM DWIGHT FAIRFIELD FROM DEAD BY DAYLIGHT, AN ASYMMETRICAL PVP GAME WHERE I PLAY HIM AS MY MAIN.

IT IS NOT DWIGHT SCHRUTE. I HAVE NEVER EVEN WATCHED THE OFFICE. PLEASE. IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NERD.

ITS NOT DWIGHT EISENHOWER EITHER"

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 2m

Yes like. I don't NEED a pairing to be canon to enjoy it or ship it, I spent 10 years shipping crossover shit, I just hate when a fandom lies to my face about it like "omg so gay so canon" and then the credits roll and it's like "what the fuck were any of you talking about" lol

red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 10m

>looking for a new canon pairing
>ask the fandom if their pairing is canon or a Close Friendship
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is canon and what is friendship
>they laugh and say "its a good pairing sir"
>get into fandom
>its friendship

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 34m

Spooky bird stories. Last year's Halloween comic.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??"
In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!".
In panel 3, a screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!".
In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 17h

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · 13h

Zaslav has reported that he expects the new Harry Potter series to run for 10 years. Disinterest can end an IP this big. The Fantastic Beasts franchise was killed by critical and commercial failure. So please, don't even hate-watch the show. And spread awareness on The Author's transphobia.

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 9h

NO........ POOR HOPEIUM...

do you want some fucking mushrooms I have a bunch of cureall mushrooms from the plot 😭

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👻BOOnae (coonae!) @coonae.pokengine.org · 13h

say hello to oofo (design still being workshopped
#art

an alien character design with its body encased on a stylized ufo shape. an assortment of emote type expressions are shown.

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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 14h

Thread (read all the posts) and quite true. Just ASK animal-related groups that are local: "I'm struggling, do you know of any pet food banks/options around?" because they usually have contacts and might run one themselves.

Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 14h

Gentle reminder: I am seeing more "I cannot afford pet food" posts & if you might face this in the near future/now, I recommend checking your local area's subreddit and posting if anyone knows of local programs for pet food. Many areas have small under-the-radar charities that give out pet food.

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 16h

the first rule you must tell yourself when you are making art is that you are not going to change hearts and minds with your art but it is imperative that you make it anyway

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 17h

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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julie @genuinelybart.bsky.social · 12h

crystal gems (by yours truly)

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keese / 7.35 spoilers @firekeese.bsky.social · Apr 16

in honor of the Drackonack avatar finally being obtainable again.. i KNOW he ate a cheese

#neopets

the "i know he ate a cheese" still from Tom and Jerry but redrawn with a Drackonack

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Sang As It Ever Will Be @sanguinarynovel.bsky.social · 11h

Go ahead and make your little fun itch.io game, because 20 years from now a bunch of people will be like "Oh fuck I remember playing Zelda and the Lampshade of No Real Significance" it was so good"

MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 1d

Was playing old flash games, and this joke in particular aged extremely well

This game came out 20 years ago

Heihachi: "I just want to die! Namco just won't kill me off...I'm dug my own grave, with flowers and a vase and everything..."

Game is "The Legend of Zelda and the Lampshare of No Real Significane", released 2005

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🌸Fernada Inostroza🌸 @ferwanwan.bsky.social · Apr 14

Another order finished! aren't they cute? I love Neopets so much🥹

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Kassandra Jo Tomaras @raconteuse.bsky.social · 15h

When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.

Thank you, Miss Major.

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 1d

im fucking sobbing i thought he had a pair of really tiny shitty legs sticking out

Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 1d

Cable Guy: A New Hope Darth Vader Star Wars Phone Stand & Controller Holder - Officially Licenced - Exquisite Gaming $15.92 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/8c7C50X6GRb

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 16h

you should always tell me what color/rough length of hair and skin tone etc characters are as soon as possible because otherwise I'll make up my own version and get mad at you when you try to switch things up on me a third through the book

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 16h

This is so fucking funny I'm sorry

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merritt @merrittk.com · 17h

if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better

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talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 19h

a fake quote being attributed to zohran mamdani is igniting the pro-palestine left.

he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.

image circulating claiming to attribute a fake quote to mamdani. text reads:
dec. 2024: “as mayor of nyc i would arrest benjamin netanyahu”
sept. 2025: “arresting netanyahu would make me a trumpian fascist.” - this second quote has in big letters over it the words “fake quote.”

post from the originator of the phrase. text reads:

@zei squirrel
here you have it side by side. Zohran in December 2024, when he was running in the primary, pledging that he will definitely arrest Netanyahu. Then fast forward to Zohran in September 2025, after he won the primary, and suddenly arresting Netanyahu makes you a Trumpian fascist:

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🌺🏳️‍⚧️🌴 beachfox (sleepy) 🌴🏳️‍⚧️🌺 @beachboundfox.bsky.social · 18h

Wheel of Excitement lives up to its name only in the sense of I feel like I get excited if it doesn't give me a dogshit spin that makes my pets sick

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 18h

i could've tried to capitalize on it but i had a baggie kiko so it felt like fate honestly

neopets screenshot of Plasticbaggie, my plastic bag kiko, with a goldfish inside of her, chilling on a beautiful scenic cherry blossoms lake. she has a petpet that is a matching goldfish named First Prize.

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 18h

and the wheel of starlight which has been relatively mediocre to me since its release but did give me a plushie goldy day 1 which was worth upwards of 30 million at the time so i was pretty stoked about that frankly

red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 18h

next time a girl is talking about her shoulders dysphoria im hitting her with this shit

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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