Ethan
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Ethan
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Illegitimi non carborundum.
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remember when we had to have an invite code to be on here? like some cool VIP after party
February 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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customer service is cooking my brain
November 6, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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a radioactive spider bit me and now it won’t get out of bed
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Why are there three Kirbys, The Wall Street Journal
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Details on the ‘John Wick’ game 🎮

• Keanu Reeves is reprising his role

• They’re working closely with director Chad Stahelski

• Takes place in the official timeline

• Single-player third-person action game

• Releasing on PS5, Xbox, and PC
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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At one point in this episode, the Penguin tells Batman "I love the four seasons, Batman, ESPECIALLY FALL!" and then tries to knock him off the side of a roof, so yeah. 10/10.
It's The Batman vs. The Penguin in "Bird of Prey," which debuted on this day (Feb. 12) in 2005. This episode finds The Penguin robbing Wayne Manor while Bruce Wayne is being filmed for a TV series, making it difficult for the billionaire to become The Batman! #TheBatman #Batman
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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(me, menacingly): you've read your last free article
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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In the biggest rollback of physics policy yet, the Trump administration will repeal the finding that gravity keeps you stuck to the ground
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Bad bunny, easily one of the funnier artist names for people to get big mad at
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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good time to bring back this all timer:
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Atari: There's no comparing it with any other video game.
Source: Electronic Games 1 (Winter 1981)
Scan Source: RetroMags

#retrogaming #atari
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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his name is jonathan bonathan jovithan
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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hard not to think during the dreen day thing "the representative from california's 54"
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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The #SuperbOwl has arrived!
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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If this halftime show goes well, he has a real chance to upgrade himself to Average or even Good Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Theda Bara arrives in A FOOL THERE WAS (1915). It wasn't first vamp film but it put her on the map as the queen of movie vampires. The trend was spent by 1920, with the more subtle femme fatale taking over, but what a run!
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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The seven subgenres of horror story:

Sexy Dracula
Sad Frankenstein
Spooky Ghost
Man Who Do a Stab
Turns Out It's Man
It Ate Everyone
Babadook
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Annie Rauwerda, creator of Depths of #Wikipedia, lives for the internet’s weirdest footnotes.

Case in point: the long-gone Garfield the cat “G-Mail,” a defunct web curiosity now surviving only on the #WaybackMachine. 🙀📬

Read more 👉 blog.archive.org/2026/02/05/d...

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February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM