“Conan! What is best in life?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Conan! What is best in life?”
God I wish I hadn’t been swept up in the replies to a viral post. How does anyone with a lot of followers use any social media, it’s a bloody nightmare
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
God I wish I hadn’t been swept up in the replies to a viral post. How does anyone with a lot of followers use any social media, it’s a bloody nightmare
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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Unbelievably and unaccountably, yes
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Unbelievably and unaccountably, yes
@danschkade.bsky.social am I remembering right that you did a comic of The Human Torch doing the Norm MacDonald Hitler bit?
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@danschkade.bsky.social am I remembering right that you did a comic of The Human Torch doing the Norm MacDonald Hitler bit?
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
Willing to bet that the real problem with the script is that a megalomaniacal billionaire Bond villain feels a little too close to home for the new studio
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Willing to bet that the real problem with the script is that a megalomaniacal billionaire Bond villain feels a little too close to home for the new studio
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Bold early pitch for next director general of the BBC here
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Bold early pitch for next director general of the BBC here
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you drive mizette????
![screenshot of a tweet from CarBoon: [Japan Mobility Show 2025] Daihatsu, “Mizette X” World Premiere. 4 photos of a very small, scrunched up blue car that looks like a little kids toy](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ggpg72u5y6ibden2xb63bu3v/bafkreiaharuldwgjssb7fgccnrmby2i3gkvstjgc4gkvt6thslcsr5mqza@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
you drive mizette????
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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guys in fantasy games love to know the location of shards
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
guys in fantasy games love to know the location of shards
Therefore, send not not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
Per my previous email
For whom the bell tolls,
Per my previous email
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Therefore, send not not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
Per my previous email
For whom the bell tolls,
Per my previous email
Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
But no worries if not!
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
But no worries if not!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
But no worries if not!
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
But no worries if not!
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
Just finished watching the landmark 1969 TV series Civilisation by Kenneth Clark. Hard to think of a more humanist ethos than this, really
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just finished watching the landmark 1969 TV series Civilisation by Kenneth Clark. Hard to think of a more humanist ethos than this, really