Harrison Fnord
@hellaskeletons.bsky.social
Ian G.
He/Him - Chicago
A failing satellite on the edge of the void. Methodically invested. A drummer, so I always get to move to my own beat. Find the things you love and try to put more of it into the world.
He/Him - Chicago
A failing satellite on the edge of the void. Methodically invested. A drummer, so I always get to move to my own beat. Find the things you love and try to put more of it into the world.
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This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Jon Brion - Creep (As Tom Waits)
YouTube video by sirstrongbad
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Jon Brion - Creep (As Tom Waits)
YouTube video by sirstrongbad
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
This moment should have a “Prince walking on stage to solo on ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’” level of infamy.
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Audience member boldly requests “Creep,” Jon Brion sarcastically accepts, begins waltzing through it, then a third of the way through laughs at the thought of a Tom Waits cover…
Most British song title ever
Johnny Hawksworth - Did Somebody Spook? [UK, Library/Jazz/Instrumental] (1967)
https://redd.it/y45no1
https://youtu.be/moolz_aaCFQ
https://redd.it/y45no1
https://youtu.be/moolz_aaCFQ
Johnny Hawksworth - Did Somebody Spook? [UK, Library/Jazz/Instrumental] (1967)
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Most British song title ever
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Have we already crossed the event horizon of people naming their kids “Chat”?
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Have we already crossed the event horizon of people naming their kids “Chat”?
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
I’m hoping we have a few years, but I fear not…
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Hi. I host a pod called Depresh Mode, about mental health. I also live in Minnesota in January 2026. That's quite a cocktail!
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Hi. I host a pod called Depresh Mode, about mental health. I also live in Minnesota in January 2026. That's quite a cocktail!
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
Here's what I said in closing on this week's episode:
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Tired: go ahead punk make my day
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Tired: go ahead punk make my day
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
Wired: hasta la vista baby
Inspired:
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For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For non-German speakers:
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
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Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Saint Paul schools will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to prepare for optional online learning.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
I’ve seen schools close for snow, for pandemic, for natural disaster. I’ve never seen schools close because of threat from our own government.
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
I’ll give you this: the least nice thing I can say about Jim Davis is that he got Lou Rawls to record a song about Halloween that slaps, and it only exists in a Garfield special.
This Is The Night
YouTube video by Garfield Songs
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I’ll give you this: the least nice thing I can say about Jim Davis is that he got Lou Rawls to record a song about Halloween that slaps, and it only exists in a Garfield special.
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if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:
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“In the wild, of course, they’d be natural enemies—but they do just fine together if you get ’em as pups.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“In the wild, of course, they’d be natural enemies—but they do just fine together if you get ’em as pups.”
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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Oh my god, I get to use it
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Oh my god, I get to use it
I’d say this one was a gag, but it’s the somberest, most restrained Crimson track
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I’d say this one was a gag, but it’s the somberest, most restrained Crimson track
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Played against Toph, the First Metalbender for the second time, and got to flex more of my secret tech. First time I tried Confounding Conundrum, which was immediately blown up. This time I went with Tomik, Distinguished Advokist and was able to stall them. Worked well late game with Ashaya.
January 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Played against Toph, the First Metalbender for the second time, and got to flex more of my secret tech. First time I tried Confounding Conundrum, which was immediately blown up. This time I went with Tomik, Distinguished Advokist and was able to stall them. Worked well late game with Ashaya.
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Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans.
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Looks like ICE is now cracking down on … Native Americans.
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
This letter was just posted by the chairman of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe in North/South Dakota:
“Our Nation is a sovereign government and our members are not immigrants. We are not subject to immigration enforcement on our own lands.”
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Tonight!! We get turnt in our basement and do our best to not catch another 1-day content ban!! Music and vids 9-2 Central twitch.tv/fuzzboxchicago
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Tonight!! We get turnt in our basement and do our best to not catch another 1-day content ban!! Music and vids 9-2 Central twitch.tv/fuzzboxchicago
@gailsimone.bsky.social as an X-men writer, have you ever thought to sneak lyrics from Bowie’s “Oh! You Pretty Things” into Magneto dialogue?
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social as an X-men writer, have you ever thought to sneak lyrics from Bowie’s “Oh! You Pretty Things” into Magneto dialogue?
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PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use.
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use.
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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“The average person knows 3 guitar chords” is a statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. However there goes Guitar Georg, he knows all the chords. He is an outlier and should not have been counted.
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
“The average person knows 3 guitar chords” is a statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. However there goes Guitar Georg, he knows all the chords. He is an outlier and should not have been counted.