Happy Monkey
@happimonkey.bsky.social
A real live human being hiding behind a photo of a monkey
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Yes, there is an incorrect date ("February" at the bottom of the order.)
Here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Order – #9 in Conejo Arias v. Noem (W.D. Tex., 5:26-cv-00415) – CourtListener.com
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT--The Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Grea...
storage.courtlistener.com
January 31, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Yes, there is an incorrect date ("February" at the bottom of the order.)
Here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Here it is: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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"Pelosi convinces the entire Blue Dogs caucus to fall upon their swords, may they drink forever in Legislator's Valhalla" is also up there.
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Pelosi convinces the entire Blue Dogs caucus to fall upon their swords, may they drink forever in Legislator's Valhalla" is also up there.
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we don’t really have a president, we have a lawless conspiracy of viziers each trying desperately control their own narratives for their own reasons
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
we don’t really have a president, we have a lawless conspiracy of viziers each trying desperately control their own narratives for their own reasons
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These monsters are sick.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
These monsters are sick.
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I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I am trying not to post on these events in this state of mind but: I hope people understand what the observers are doing is brave and dangerous.
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Why are they sending witnesses to Whipple?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
ICE attempted to order local police from the scene of the Minneapolis shooting, but the police chief refused and instructed his officers to preserve the crime scene.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Why are they sending witnesses to Whipple?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
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i like how this person thinks this is an own instead of the fact that Japanese-Americans believed in America more than the fucking idiots that interned them
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i like how this person thinks this is an own instead of the fact that Japanese-Americans believed in America more than the fucking idiots that interned them
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
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You need to flip this on its head. If you advocate for violent resistance, or even carrying weapons, you are being selfish, placing your own desire for cathartic violence above the needs of your community. You are selling out the vast majority, who will become targets as a result of your actions.
A great thing to do if you’re an activist is throw other, braver activists under the bus and signal to the fascists that they’re fair game
What we’re doing is working. A few people - mostly angry young men who barely have ideological views, just a yearning to commit justified violence - seem almost upset that it’s working, because they wanted the chance to kill someone. The other 99.5% of us want to help our neighbors.
January 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
You need to flip this on its head. If you advocate for violent resistance, or even carrying weapons, you are being selfish, placing your own desire for cathartic violence above the needs of your community. You are selling out the vast majority, who will become targets as a result of your actions.
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literally no one is saying this
we are saying though that if you're going to make statements like "if you aren't willing to shoot at ICE the only other option is to give up and knuckle under to authoritarianism" you should be acting accordingly, which is not doing doompoasting
we are saying though that if you're going to make statements like "if you aren't willing to shoot at ICE the only other option is to give up and knuckle under to authoritarianism" you should be acting accordingly, which is not doing doompoasting
No, I am not able to single-handedly draw up a plan and execute it to supply the resistance. That's a collective task
Superhero movie logic. If you can't do it all yourself, then sit down and shut up and wait for Superman to appear. Won't work here, sorry
Superhero movie logic. If you can't do it all yourself, then sit down and shut up and wait for Superman to appear. Won't work here, sorry
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
literally no one is saying this
we are saying though that if you're going to make statements like "if you aren't willing to shoot at ICE the only other option is to give up and knuckle under to authoritarianism" you should be acting accordingly, which is not doing doompoasting
we are saying though that if you're going to make statements like "if you aren't willing to shoot at ICE the only other option is to give up and knuckle under to authoritarianism" you should be acting accordingly, which is not doing doompoasting
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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The only difference between this and statements from other Democrats is you like AOC and you hate them.
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The only difference between this and statements from other Democrats is you like AOC and you hate them.
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A lot of hack pundits are in the running for "most always wrong" these days, but this dork is certainly high in the rankings
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A lot of hack pundits are in the running for "most always wrong" these days, but this dork is certainly high in the rankings
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YES YES YES YES YES welcome ‘em back welcome ‘em in we’ve all been dummies about something
It's actually a good thing that previously apolitical normies are finally getting angry and starting to speak out. We need the numbers in the streets and at the polls.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
If your response to them is "no, fuck you, too late," then you don't actually care about stopping Trump. You're just preening.
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
YES YES YES YES YES welcome ‘em back welcome ‘em in we’ve all been dummies about something
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okay murphy posting this combined with flurry of leaks is actual red alert
I can't believe I'm posting this video - but we actually have to have a conversation about the real world implications of America going to war over Greenland.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
Let me walk you through it. It doesn't turn out well for us.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
okay murphy posting this combined with flurry of leaks is actual red alert
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You know who is helping my city? The immigrants who own and work in these businesses. You know who is hurting my city? The men terrorizing the workers and owners of these businesses into hiding.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
You know who is helping my city? The immigrants who own and work in these businesses. You know who is hurting my city? The men terrorizing the workers and owners of these businesses into hiding.
Now that my free one week trial for 2026 is almost over I would like to downgrade how do I accomplish this
January 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Now that my free one week trial for 2026 is almost over I would like to downgrade how do I accomplish this
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ICE just murdered a U.S. citizen.
This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies.
This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.
This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies.
This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
ICE just murdered a U.S. citizen.
This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies.
This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.
This violence is the direct result of racist rhetoric coming from Donald Trump and his allies.
This is dangerous state-sanctioned violence. We will not stay silent while unqualified masked federal agents terrorize our communities.
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if Maduro can confess to some wire fraud or sex crimes he might be able to get a pardon
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
if Maduro can confess to some wire fraud or sex crimes he might be able to get a pardon
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two notable reactions from congress (before maduro capture)
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
two notable reactions from congress (before maduro capture)
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hey there were plenty of older people spouting this idea to them too, and I hope they're all sleeping badly tonight
Furious all over again at the credulous Gen Z rubes who insisted Harris would get them killed in conflict.
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
hey there were plenty of older people spouting this idea to them too, and I hope they're all sleeping badly tonight
Watching A Most Wanted Man. Why get all of these American actors to pretend to be German? Why not find some American-quality German actors and have them speak english?
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Watching A Most Wanted Man. Why get all of these American actors to pretend to be German? Why not find some American-quality German actors and have them speak english?
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The Odesa region and southern Ukraine were hit especially hard. This is an unprecedented number of air targets in a single week.
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The Odesa region and southern Ukraine were hit especially hard. This is an unprecedented number of air targets in a single week.
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
The terrorist state must pay for its bloody crimes. Help protect the sky over Ukraine:
u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...
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He is the most evil politician on the national stage in my lifetime.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He is the most evil politician on the national stage in my lifetime.