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Hand Warmer
@handwharmer.bsky.social
· Nov 29
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
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These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
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In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
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[seeing that my wife has started buying cauliflower again] looks like it's time for another diss track
August 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[seeing that my wife has started buying cauliflower again] looks like it's time for another diss track
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I said no needles. I meant no needles.
July 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I said no needles. I meant no needles.
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Wild that detectives and trained dogs can find human remains in the wilderness based on scant clues but my husband and kids can't find the ketchup in the fridge in the same spot it always is
July 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wild that detectives and trained dogs can find human remains in the wilderness based on scant clues but my husband and kids can't find the ketchup in the fridge in the same spot it always is
I’m not running late. I’m arriving in dramatic fashion.
July 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m not running late. I’m arriving in dramatic fashion.
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the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the only “grey lady” I respect is the spirit who sobs in the corner of my bedroom from 2-3am each night
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(watching any Jurassic Park movie) when does the whistle blow so they can slide down the brontosaurus neck
July 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
(watching any Jurassic Park movie) when does the whistle blow so they can slide down the brontosaurus neck
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To my moots who watch “The Bear,” I’d sit under the table with all of you
July 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
To my moots who watch “The Bear,” I’d sit under the table with all of you
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You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
I put “flexible” on my resume because I cry in different locations.
June 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I put “flexible” on my resume because I cry in different locations.
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Normally, NPCs in Mario games are bothered very little by Mario attacking them, to make the interaction seem harmless. However, in Bowser's Fury, the way the mother cats' animations work result in them crying specifically as a result of being attacked, making Mario appear cruel.
June 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Normally, NPCs in Mario games are bothered very little by Mario attacking them, to make the interaction seem harmless. However, in Bowser's Fury, the way the mother cats' animations work result in them crying specifically as a result of being attacked, making Mario appear cruel.
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whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
June 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
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conversely butter can’t believe it’s you
June 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
conversely butter can’t believe it’s you
If overthinking burned calories, I’d be translucent.
June 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If overthinking burned calories, I’d be translucent.
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this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
June 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
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me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
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This is discrimination against impatient people
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is discrimination against impatient people
I’m not avoiding my problems. I’m giving them space to grow into bigger, more impressive problems.
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m not avoiding my problems. I’m giving them space to grow into bigger, more impressive problems.
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my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Thought my cat was fighting the sliding glass door but it was a fearless baby bun bun she wanted to hug probably.
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thought my cat was fighting the sliding glass door but it was a fearless baby bun bun she wanted to hug probably.
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State of Wait.
June 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
State of Wait.