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Just animals being silly or funny or weird or all three.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · Jul 22

When her parents come home unannounced.

A white dog standing on a roof after escaping out of the second floor window. Presumably the female dog is in her bedroom quickly putting clothes on.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · Jul 21

I said no needles. I meant no needles.

A cat wedging himself behind a window to avoid needle time.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 29

Please, my friend Gary, he is very sick. Honk if you know how to reattach a head.

Gary the goose statue has lost his head and his friend, also a goose, is looking to help him.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 26

Three days into an all-inclusive vacation.

An owl with diarrhea (from drinking too many pina coladas).

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Bon Joey

WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 23

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 26

You do it. They kick pretty hard.

WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 23

Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 21

When the doorbell rings.

An owl peeks out from the ground, startled that someone is at the door.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 19

Nobody explicitly told Jeff that he was the third wheel but there were signs.

A bird struggling to get on a branch while two others ignore him so he'll leave them alone.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 15

Be honest, does this peacock dress make my butt look too big?

A bird, a rhinoceros and a peacock discussing fashion.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 13

This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.

A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 11

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.

A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 10

Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore

One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 8

But they told me I was going to be the new Pope.

A lizard angry that he didn't get to be the new Pope.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 8

It's a good point. I definitely don't condone cruelty. I'll pay better attention next time. Thank you.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 7

Just us four penguins doing penguin things, right Gary?

A seal, trying to fit in with three penguins, so far, doing a good job of it.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 6

Tonight we war.

A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 5

Love who you want.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 3

You still have some food in your teeth, Pete. Stop embarrassing me in front of my coworkers. Here, just let me get it ffs.

Two birds standing in shallow water, one is removing a large piece of seaweed from the other.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 2

Photo by Bob Riach

WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 2

Photo by John Speirs

WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 2

Photo by Jean Jacques Alcalay

WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 2

Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.

An owl, wings outstretched to look like a giant snowboard.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · May 1

But seriously, plane food, more like PLAIN food, am I right?

A lizard holding a stick, looking like he's about to go on stage to tell jokes.

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WldAnmls @wldanmls.bsky.social · Apr 30

Let's get out of here, bro. You're too good for her anyway.

A group of penguins, one penguin wrapper his arms around another as if he's escorting him out of the bar.

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