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a great guy from top to bottom
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if fetterman isnt careful his wife is gonna take half his big pile of bones in the divorce
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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She gonna quit lol
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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oh whoa no way
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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On the weakness of state terror: once ppl internalize the regime's lawless brutality, that they are no safer in their homes than in the streets (& vice versa), and that their unwavering defiance is what confounds & disempowers the regime, they also realize they have nothing to lose but their fear.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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from r/chaoticgood
How to talk to these worthless fuck stucks.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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In a life threatening emergency (such as if some violent unauthorized maniac hijacked an armored truck), a can of Christy's PVC Red Hot Blue Glue applied to the bulletproof windshield will permanently etch the polycarbonate, making it impossible to see through (windshield wipers will make it worse).
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Our elites decided Charlie Kirk was a watershed event that changed politics forever, but the repeated murders of people who weren't in their contacts is a point of debate they grudgingly have to concede might be an issue
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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“Ummm didn’t these guys used to love gun rights???” Yeah that’s why this all falls apart when he’s gone, the coalition is dead except they all love this one weird guy
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit.

It's all white supremacy and greed.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Sincerely hope all the fat neck pink faced half wit texans who are hard at work kidnapping children in the twin cities are miserable and freezing today. Slip on ice and get paralyzed, bottom feeder.
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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hello Mr Vice President this is your economist speaking I am advising you to keep using this metaphor
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Make Heaven crowded! Bring your torches and pitchforks, attack and dethrone God. He has failed us!
January 20, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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i just feel like america has no business starting fights with the country that makes ozempic
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Why does it seem like the safest place to be in the world today is in the Epstein files?
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM