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Branson COMMS OPEN @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20d
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! bsky- @bransonreese.bsky.social insta- @bransonofgod You're looking at three profile picture sized images. One is of Swan Boy in full color with a fun pink background. One is of Rona having some sort of spell or something. She's in color but there's no background. Then you've got Cassie is beautiful HD black and white. Prices are listed below. ($250 for full color w/background, $200 for color with no background, and $175 for black and white) A little lower down there's Swan Boy in a Black Flag t-shirt painting a dollar sign on a canvas. ALL OTHER COMMISSIONS START AT $300 And then I tell you what I will and won't do for a commission: YES: Animals, OCs, Humans, Full comics, Really whatever. NO: I'm an open-minded guy. Don't push it, though. FIL OUT THE FORM IN THE LINK TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. MOVE FAST - SPOTS ARE LIMITED
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
i hoot and holler when i see that @bransonreese.bsky.social has reviewed a new 2/5 dogshit monster movie on letterboxd. It's an Occasion.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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thorazos.bsky.social
Four new designs are up on my Threadless shop in honor of this sad excuse for a holiday. They're not discounted because they're already as cheap as I can afford to make them, but they DO make wonderful gifts for any goths, creeps, and freaks you're shopping for today. ♥ thorazos.threadless.com
A black t-shirt with a drawing of a burning church on it in white A black zip pouch with a drawing of a swan drinking her own blood on it A black long-sleeved t-shirt with a drawing of a basilisk on it A black shower curtain with a drawing of a sphinx standing on a nude man on it
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
Love Is All Around
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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winterk.bsky.social
people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
hecuba.bsky.social Normal! @hecuba.bsky.social · 4d
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
They oughta call him Jason Amewesing due to how amusing he is
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Grabbing dinner at the AutoZone Cafe
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bransonreese.bsky.social
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
causeimdanjones.bsky.social Dan Jones @causeimdanjones.bsky.social · 5d
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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rudetales.bsky.social
🕷️☕️🌞RUDE TALES OF MAGIC 🕷️☕️🌞

Nethermurk Episode 31: Coming Right Web!
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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billydomineau.bsky.social
I haven’t seen any episodes, but the few tiny details I have heard about this show already make it the funniest show I have ever seen
hellocullen.bsky.social Turkullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 5d
as a showrunner i knew my writers room was good when i had to put a moratorium on talking about the bowery boys which (i learned) was a crappier version of the little rascals
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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hellocullen.bsky.social
watch Strip Law! Now 100%Sammy Petrillo free!
bransonreese.bsky.social Branson COMMS OPEN @bransonreese.bsky.social · 5d
I also tried to sneak a Sammy Petrillo joke into an episode and Cullen was like "Mr. Burns wouldn't even get that joke"
hellocullen.bsky.social Turkullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 5d
as a showrunner i knew my writers room was good when i had to put a moratorium on talking about the bowery boys which (i learned) was a crappier version of the little rascals
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
I also tried to sneak a Sammy Petrillo joke into an episode and Cullen was like "Mr. Burns wouldn't even get that joke"
hellocullen.bsky.social Turkullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 5d
as a showrunner i knew my writers room was good when i had to put a moratorium on talking about the bowery boys which (i learned) was a crappier version of the little rascals
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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antlervel.vet
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
ABC announced the cancellation of Police Squad! after four of its six episodes had aired in March 1982. The final two episodes were aired that summer. In an interview for the DVD release of the series, Nielsen said ABC entertainment president Tony Thomopoulos asserted Police Squad! was canceled because viewers had to pay close attention to the show in order to get much of the humor: "the viewer had to watch it in order to appreciate it"
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Trying to convince some people that Bowen Yang isn't in Wicked 2 because he was killed at the end of the first one.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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ignatzhaderach.bsky.social
Hi everybody I'm making a new comic called God's Bastards and I would love to know your thoughts. You can read it for free rn on my Patreon! No membership needed. link below.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
A poster for the film Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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hoobydoodles.bsky.social
Feeling sick today but did some @starsofspace.bsky.social doodles! HAPPY HUNTING!

I'll colour the goils at somepoint ✨

#fanart #doodle #podcast #bestpodcast #horse
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
Only skillset
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 18d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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arr.bsky.social
The fact that these guys missed the bus over and over is part of the charm, but you just have to sit back and marvel at how gloriously they whiffed this one. They recorded one of the greatest songs ever and then shelved it cause they thought it wasn't quite ready. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVEQ...
Can't Hardly Wait (The "Tim" Version) (Alternate Mix)
YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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asoftdragon.bsky.social
i love when swanboy's neck is kind of objectively relaxed but still totally goofy-goblin'd the fuck out
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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outofband.bsky.social
was reading swan boy from the beginning and just found out rona is a cat?!???
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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californialabor.bsky.social
@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
Don't buy Starbucks at any location for the duration of the strike
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
bransonreese.bsky.social
When You Are With Me
PROS:
-I'm free
-I'm careless
-I believe
-Above all the others we'll fly
CONS:
-This brings tears to my eyes
-My sacrifice
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM