Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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Gary Muppet
@garymuppet.bsky.social
· Nov 17
57 minutes until sunset, driving down a gravel road and hoping the deer stay clear as he pretends there's no work in the morning.
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muppetized book covers: thread
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
muppetized book covers: thread
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Nice commercial. I’d like to see the ground crew that could get 25 people’s sparklers lit in time for the bride and groom to walk out.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Nice commercial. I’d like to see the ground crew that could get 25 people’s sparklers lit in time for the bride and groom to walk out.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you see this, post a bird
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[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
[me] hey can you make some coffee
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
[coffeemaker] sure
[me] hey can you wash the dishes
[dishwasher] sure
[me] hey can you print this page
[printer] lmao who do you think you are
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muppet movie posters: thread
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
muppet movie posters: thread
Heatwave! Gary turned off the heaters, cracked the window, and finally ate that breakfast burrito he had hid in his sheets to keep warm.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Heatwave! Gary turned off the heaters, cracked the window, and finally ate that breakfast burrito he had hid in his sheets to keep warm.
With the enthusiasm of a bulldog at feeding time, Gary put on his new wool socks
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
With the enthusiasm of a bulldog at feeding time, Gary put on his new wool socks
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a date at the botanical gardens wouldn’t solve ALL my problems, but I think there’s merit in testing HOW many problems it would solve
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a date at the botanical gardens wouldn’t solve ALL my problems, but I think there’s merit in testing HOW many problems it would solve
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'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
'wintery mix' is a Canadian weather forecasting term meaning you're gonna fall on a sidewalk today
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I hope you snuggle insulation thinking it’s Miss Piggy.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I hope you snuggle insulation thinking it’s Miss Piggy.
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considering a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
considering a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind
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Me: society is a hellscape
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me: society is a hellscape
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
Also Me: I wish there was a dairy queen near me
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To those who serve(d) this country for the greater good,
THANK YOU for your service.
Happy Veterans Day 💝🇺🇸
THANK YOU for your service.
Happy Veterans Day 💝🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
To those who serve(d) this country for the greater good,
THANK YOU for your service.
Happy Veterans Day 💝🇺🇸
THANK YOU for your service.
Happy Veterans Day 💝🇺🇸
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"Read em and meep boys."
Beaker playing poker.
Beaker playing poker.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Read em and meep boys."
Beaker playing poker.
Beaker playing poker.
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
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if I had a nickel for every time the Dems caved I'd fund universal healthcare myself
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
if I had a nickel for every time the Dems caved I'd fund universal healthcare myself
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Happy Veterans Day.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy Veterans Day.
A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
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[after watching Devil Wears Prada for the 89th time]
wow, what a film
wow, what a film
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[after watching Devil Wears Prada for the 89th time]
wow, what a film
wow, what a film
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oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread
November 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh just muppetizing movie scenes: thread
post you and your celeb lookalike
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
post you and your celeb lookalike
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just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
just replacing bad guys with muppets: thread
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.