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Gary Muppet
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Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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If you see this, post a bird
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, a tacky plaid suit, and oversized eyeglasses, is watching a white chicken walk in front of him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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post you and your celeb lookalike
Gary Muppet on the left and Ryan Reynolds (wearing glasses) on the right
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Drop something SCARY 😱🖤🙀
Gary standing in front of a tree unaware that there is a monster watching and lurking from behind it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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🎃 keep them Jack-o’-lanterns lit 🔥
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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If you see this post a pic of you in glasses
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses showing magnified eyes, is wearing a tacky plaid shirt in front of a solid blue background and looking at a chicken walking across the blue surface in front of him.
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Hey! What’s this fucker protesting?
At a No Kings protest march and there is a sign that says “NOPE” but the letter O is a round orange circle with yellow hair…. AND black-framed glasses with oversized eyes, and a hint of a small triangle nose.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Post a pic from 10 years ago if you feel so inclined. This me.

According to Instagram my favorite soda was discontinued 10 years ago already
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair, oversized black-framed glasses, and a tacky plaid suit, is sitting at a bar like the most interesting man in the world with a grape Soda Shaq.
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Post someone who looks good in black
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Gary’s bare orange felt feet
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Future’s so bright I gotta wear shades
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair, is wearing shades and tacky plaid suit while standing in front of a yellow shotgun house with green wooden shutters in the Faubourg Marigny
October 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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If you see this, post a robot.
A typical astromech R2 unit from Star Wars BUT untypically is black with a yellow utility belt and a Batman logo
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Everyone post a Batman!
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot, wearing a Batman mask and a black T-shirt with the Batman logo.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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quote an unfiltered photo and say your age

49
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses, is shirtless by the pool with a towel over his shoulder.
September 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

I might be alone on this one
Screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes scores for the movie North (1994 starring Elijah Wood). Has a rotten score of 14% and the audience score isn’t much better (27%). I may have to rethink my life choices.
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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How do you answer your phone?
Gary, an orange muppet what not with oversized black-framed glasses and yellow feathery hair, is standing over and looking down on a rotary phone
September 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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On our way
Gary, an orange Muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-framed glasses, is wearing a white Hawaiian shirt with blue and red flowers. In front of him is a tan English bull terrier. The photo is old and kinda grainy and slightly out of focus.
August 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Look what I found! I’m am so calling out sick tomorrow. 😈
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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July 31: Stores begin stocking for Halloween

Aug 1:
Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with feathery yellow hair and oversized black-rimmed glasses, is surrounded by Christmas lights and standing beside a decorated Christmas tree. He says, “Merry Christmas.” The calendar behind him reads, “August”
August 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair and oversized black m-rimmed glasses, is wearing a red, black, and green bowling shirt and is looking in the mirror with his hands on his face screaming
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Let's have a little fun! Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie 🤍
A black and white mirror selfie of Gary, a Muppet whatnot with feathery hair and oversized black-rimmed glasses. He’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
July 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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“Do it”
Evil Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair and oversized black-rimmed glasses, and wearing a black robe. Embers are floating around him.
July 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hired
Gary, an orange Muppet with yellow feathery hair, oversized black-rimmed glasses, and a mustache is sitting in front of a burning fireplace.
July 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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“Do it”
Evil Gary, an orange muppet whatnot with oversized black-rimmed glasses, is wearing a black hood and cloak. There are burning embers around him.
July 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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If you see this, drop an old pic you still love
Gary, a muppet whatnot with yellow feathery hair and oversized black rimmed glasses, is wearing a tacky plaid suit. He is sitting beside a can of grape Soda Shaq. The image is reminiscent of the most interesting man in the world beside his Dos Equis
July 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM