Augury Posting
@garbageoracle.bsky.social
Every morning I take the auspices in flights of birds. Make trans women oracles again!
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Augury Posting
@garbageoracle.bsky.social
· Feb 25
I am now accepting requests for augury. The birds are great to consult for things like whether you will be victorious in battle and the fate of kings and senators, and similar topics like whether you should ask out your crush or what your new hobby should be.
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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remember, society does not flow from above, policy is not outcome, they can say whatever the fuck they want but without buyin they don't have shit
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
remember, society does not flow from above, policy is not outcome, they can say whatever the fuck they want but without buyin they don't have shit
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Once you understand that you're dealing with murderous liars, you stop entertaining what they say as possibly credible and legitimate. The fight against them is about stopping them from terrorizing and killing by any means, not winning debates about your reality versus theirs.
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Once you understand that you're dealing with murderous liars, you stop entertaining what they say as possibly credible and legitimate. The fight against them is about stopping them from terrorizing and killing by any means, not winning debates about your reality versus theirs.
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We don't have to live like this.
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
We don't have to live like this.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.
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wish i could tell him that a linear algebra machine programmed to keep him engaged has used the most powerful tools of prediction to determine that what he really craves is to rejected
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
wish i could tell him that a linear algebra machine programmed to keep him engaged has used the most powerful tools of prediction to determine that what he really craves is to rejected
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doctors dont want YOU to KNOW these are the ONLY two foods your body NEEDS
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
doctors dont want YOU to KNOW these are the ONLY two foods your body NEEDS
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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[guy who has hollowed eyes devoid of love and is a broken shell of a man propelled through life by an unplaceable sense of vague obligation despite never once experiencing even a glimpse of happiness] men can never become women.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[guy who has hollowed eyes devoid of love and is a broken shell of a man propelled through life by an unplaceable sense of vague obligation despite never once experiencing even a glimpse of happiness] men can never become women.
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: its too late batman! im beating off!
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
BATMAN: no! stop this at once!!!
THE BEATING OFF JOKER: [beating off] AH HA HA HA HA HA HA
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I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.
I think we gotta stop them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think we gotta stop them.
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This Black Friday and Cyber Monday don’t buy into genocide.
Avoid these brands enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
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Avoid these brands enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
https://loom.ly/TpPQsDY
This Black Friday don’t buy into genocide
Avoid these BDS targets enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide against Palestinians on Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
bdsmovement.net
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This Black Friday and Cyber Monday don’t buy into genocide.
Avoid these brands enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
https://loom.ly/TpPQsDY
Avoid these brands enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide against 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
https://loom.ly/TpPQsDY
Aw dang aw geez I'm having the thing where I fantasize about beating the shit out of anyone who fucks with her - that's how I know I've got it bad.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Aw dang aw geez I'm having the thing where I fantasize about beating the shit out of anyone who fucks with her - that's how I know I've got it bad.
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sending love to everyone whose health care has been jeopardized by the Democratic cave-in. These Democratic elites will not be part of the solution. We must proceed with that understanding.