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dumbmike.bsky.social
ELROND: Leave this world behind and go into the West. Nothing awaits you here but death.
ARWEN: I have made my choice, Father.
ELROND: But I put on my most severe kimono to tell you this.
ELROND: How many more kimonos must I wear to convince you? Three? Ten?
ELROND: I will… but I must go shopping…
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
roo @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social ME: I spent years learning how to mask and now I'm so good at it, people don't believe me when I say I'm ND. It's hard being this skilled at normalcy ALSO ME: [punches phone into the table when the wifi cuts out for a second] Spirit of this machine, heed my will 3:35 PM • Nov 14, 2025
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
twitter screenshot of post by ken draw can draw in feb 2022 - Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot. Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: ough ouwa oaygh guwah.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
siri how much time have I wasted in this life approximately
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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kat.meangirls.online
it's time for this country to enact shania law
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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boner.ink
i've dumped over 600,000 ai girlfriends to train the computer to hate men
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
A cop during a riot spraying himself in the face with pepper spray cause he's hella dumb and sucks. Caption: FUCK ME I WON'T DO WHAT I TELL ME
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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leachjus.bsky.social
<being asked about this relationship six minutes after the Gun Devil destroys Phoenix, Arizona> you’re all frauds, you just hate Trump, I don’t even remember meeting the Goon Devil — is that his name? Never heard of him — but you’re a hack, you should be grateful you have a job, maybe you shouldn’t.
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
maybe today is when i catch up on the most significant piece of anti-american empire literature of the 21st century: chainsaw man
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
Felix Chapo: America, all of the Commonwealth and Europe is looking at your elections and judging you. hold on the Soccer Nazi Party is rallying outside
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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northerniion.bsky.social
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing 3:04 PM • Nov 21, 2025
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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roryjohnston.bsky.social
when you realize that the American unipolar global order was suppressing long-forgotten levels of public Frenchness
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
the lord of the rings would be a lot shorter if frodo shoved it in his ass and didnt tell anyone
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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primawesome.bsky.social
I have no patience for pomegranates. I don't have time to solve your fruit puzzle.
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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grobiansyboe.bsky.social
I'm going to go out on a limb here and pick an enticing and delicious piece of fruit. Either I get the fruit, or I will experience a final thrilling descent through the canopy.
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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galaxykate.bsky.social
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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hadas.bsky.social
your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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jlp.systems
is this that anime y’all are always talking about
a truck trailer up on stilts along a roadside. lettering on the side of the trailer says JOBO’S TRUCK WASH
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege Lol the same executive at nbc greenlit fear factor and the apprentice, setting an unbelievable sequence of events in motion 1/28/22
March 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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ceej.online
yeah to do a sick 1080 on a snowboard down mount erebus
January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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ricesnot.bsky.social
Friends,
November 15, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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rollforphobia.bsky.social
The Time of Monsters sounds cooler than it is
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM