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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · Mar 29

All these billionaire dummies trying to take over governments and use squid glands to live forever, and meanwhile Mariska Hargitay is going to be the main religious figure in 2625 because she executive produced thirty seasons of her being the Living Messiah.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 3d

They’re state regulators granted but it’s still making a call that you do indeed want that smoke.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 3d

800 that were bad enough that someone said “sure I’ll roll the dice on keeping my government job”

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween weekend, “Halloweekend” I’ve heard it called, we’d hang out, good times, tremendous hangs but not so much anymore. But we’re bringing it back like it used to be.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 4d

The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 5d

I Will Introduce To You My Huge Tits. 03 105cm / I-cup

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 4d

As a middle class white dude with no ambition myself, it’s always a trip to read someone talking like we‘re not bowling with the bumpers up, but the magic math of conservatism is 40% of a population convinced they’d all be 1%ers if only things were ‘fair’.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 4d

There’s a reason the entire country can taste-test ecstasy

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 4d

Probably an in-line, link but I really want him to have stroked his goatee and very intentionally clicked the B and the U but *not* the I, you need a deft touch with these things.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 4d

It never gets any easier

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

“and that name will likely stick” why? The new standard is that it’s Very Presidential Actually to use White House resources to do juvenile owns on your predecessors, what prevents the next admin from calling it the Jeff Epstein’s Soul Mate Ballroom

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Libere tuteme ex infernis

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

The previews really seemed to be focused on his Hattenstein, does it play as large a role in the feature?

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Imagine If Biden is such Hackery at this point that even observing it is hack, but if a mysterious benefactor had swept in and paid off, say, every social worker‘s student loans, you wouldn‘t be able to get the republicans off the ceiling with a broom.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

If you’re getting paid by some (anonymous!) billionaire while nobody in the government is getting paid you are very clearly not working for the government.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Rather confounding. You believe that the “trans movement” is misogynist, but support GAC. You think the Trump campaign’s ‘pretending to care‘ about women was and could again be decisive, but that campaign of ‘pretending’ was almost purely rank transphobia. He wasn’t exactly running on free abortion.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

they made that libertarian gotcha “well why don’t you donate more of your money to the government” a reality, and of course its only to fund the goons. Bill Gates anonymously donating to set up health exchanges in Mississippi in 2014 would I’m sure be treated the same.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Fair play, a dispassionate policy, if one ill-fated on this website. But are said cis women “fetishizing and sexualizing women” in the sense you’re using here?

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

And similarly to antivaxx, the most fervent detractors of the treatment are cranks, specialists in other fields entirely assuming mastery, and professional bullshitters whose low opinions of the bulk of humanity, cis women included, are a matter of public record.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Gender and sex researchers, clinicians, biologists, sociologists, etc. are near united on the subject of gender affirming care and it’s benefits, to the point that it would require an antivaxx level wide-ranging conspiracy to coordinate.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Take the “tits”. Had a cis woman posted the same, would you find it similarly galling, or take the response of the animated gif as a personal attack, rather than a perhaps immature and ill-conceived expression of their own sexual freedom? There are quite a few that do so on this site, after all.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Excessive as some of this is, and doxxing is appalling, it’s worth noting that your loudly announced premise is that they’re all liars, perverts and misogynists. “Let’s have a civil conversation, now that I’ve insulted you.” rarely leads anywhere good.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Much like with the Ds relationships with the other party, all this is telling me is that you might as well just be an authentic firebrand lunatic because they’ll fight you as if you were anyway.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Also I really don’t know what else you could call a movement that purports that almost every scientist and researcher in the field is knowingly telling life-ruining lies, and the only voices that should be listened to are sneering podcasters and bible-thumping politicians.

Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Both polling and my personal experience would disagree with your take on the average cis woman? More “they’re also women an misogynists hate all of us”

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

The chalk bet here is that any Palestinian who looks up Matt Miller press conferences in ten years is going to have all the motive they need, but as stupid and overdetermined is the way of things I’m going with splinter Mossad group pissed that the US wouldn’t “let us win”.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10d

Why’s everyone all worked up about us arming the mujahadeens, its not like we control what happens in Afghanistan, and there’s never going to be any blowback from it.

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