Crystal B.
@evilerato.bsky.social
Hard of hearing, death doula, otherwise disaster human, dog-mom, cat-mom, auntie, fandomer, seeker of peace, and always hoping for a calmer life. [My views are my own, and do not reflect in any way on my employer]
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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Speaking of House GOP conference, when a group is in danger they pull together. But at a certain point the Titanic isn't "in danger"; it's sinking. And at that moment, one person looks at another and says, "I never liked you, BITCH!" and throws a punch. This seems like where we are in the House.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Speaking of House GOP conference, when a group is in danger they pull together. But at a certain point the Titanic isn't "in danger"; it's sinking. And at that moment, one person looks at another and says, "I never liked you, BITCH!" and throws a punch. This seems like where we are in the House.
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
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Et tu Knit Picks??? JFC
All the more reason to support your local yarn store and not give one more stinking penny to TERF colluders!
All the more reason to support your local yarn store and not give one more stinking penny to TERF colluders!
Won't be ordering from knit picks anymore. It is 2025, can we please stop working with jkr? I was a die hard Harry Potter fan in my youth and I still dropped her when she showed her true colors. Any company I see do a hp collab is dead to me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Et tu Knit Picks??? JFC
All the more reason to support your local yarn store and not give one more stinking penny to TERF colluders!
All the more reason to support your local yarn store and not give one more stinking penny to TERF colluders!
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“Blah,” said Toad.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Blah,” said Toad.
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Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
Huh. I think I might be getting sick. Not ideal, body. You have a medical procedure next week!
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Huh. I think I might be getting sick. Not ideal, body. You have a medical procedure next week!
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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If you would like a holiday card from me, please go the link and fill out the form.
You do not have to send one to get one.
I can mail cards anywhere in the world.
All cards will have stickers!
#holidaycards #christmas
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You do not have to send one to get one.
I can mail cards anywhere in the world.
All cards will have stickers!
#holidaycards #christmas
forms.gle/ydeiRmTtmRoE...
Holiday Cards 2025
If you'd like a holiday card with stickers, please fill out the form.
forms.gle
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you would like a holiday card from me, please go the link and fill out the form.
You do not have to send one to get one.
I can mail cards anywhere in the world.
All cards will have stickers!
#holidaycards #christmas
forms.gle/ydeiRmTtmRoE...
You do not have to send one to get one.
I can mail cards anywhere in the world.
All cards will have stickers!
#holidaycards #christmas
forms.gle/ydeiRmTtmRoE...
Multiple days of little sleep have caught up with me, by way of migraine. Bodies are bullshit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Multiple days of little sleep have caught up with me, by way of migraine. Bodies are bullshit.
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What the fuck are we even doing?
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What the fuck are we even doing?
I have a distinct memory of my mom watching that ER scene and basically shivering while saying "oh, gross", while I was watching over her shoulder nearly in tears for seeing it.
This is NOT a small amount of queer kissing.
When I think about how I watched hours of ER, a show I didn’t even like, just to see Kerry Weaver kiss another woman…
Representation matters. Kissing matters—on OFMD, Vida, ALOTO, you name it. Love these queers forever. 💜💜💜
When I think about how I watched hours of ER, a show I didn’t even like, just to see Kerry Weaver kiss another woman…
Representation matters. Kissing matters—on OFMD, Vida, ALOTO, you name it. Love these queers forever. 💜💜💜
sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have a distinct memory of my mom watching that ER scene and basically shivering while saying "oh, gross", while I was watching over her shoulder nearly in tears for seeing it.
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It's probably not technically #ArtAdvent, but it is Advent & my sis got me a coloring book so I can color with her family while they color their Advent coloring book each night. 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's probably not technically #ArtAdvent, but it is Advent & my sis got me a coloring book so I can color with her family while they color their Advent coloring book each night. 🙃
Is time actually standing still today? How is it not even 11am yet???
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is time actually standing still today? How is it not even 11am yet???
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Since our fucking government isn’t observing World AIDS Day, I will. In 1990, I started taking care of people in the last stages of AIDS in their homes. I did this for nearly two years. The home care company I worked for had meetings for those of us who solely (or nearly solely) took care of PWAs.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
The Hands-Rackham-Roach-Bun family portrait, courtesy of Niblet. #OFMDolls @ofmdolls.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Hands-Rackham-Roach-Bun family portrait, courtesy of Niblet. #OFMDolls @ofmdolls.bsky.social
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
The Macy's parade is always surreal, but Geoffrey the Giraffe dancing to Lil John may have been Too Much. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Macy's parade is always surreal, but Geoffrey the Giraffe dancing to Lil John may have been Too Much. 😆
Up far too early just for the privilege of fisting a large fowl, then shibari-ing its legs closed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Up far too early just for the privilege of fisting a large fowl, then shibari-ing its legs closed.