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Our Flag Means Death, Pacific Rim, etc
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Snowpocalpse is happening at 3 pm. Tried to get all my running around finished.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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coming undone
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I remember
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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someone should make a plushie Izzy bag charm so that I can throw my money at them most ardently
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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hallo since its black friday and i need money dollars, all my stickers are 25% off their normal price this weekend :) #ofmd #ofmdmerch #izzyhands

jonahpup.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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mermaid stede
#oldwork
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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old work
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Look, you're already shopping online, why not get yourself a treat? $9! A year of Izzy centric GORGEOUS art! Go! Buy one!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you would like a holiday card from me, please go the link and fill out the form.

You do not have to send one to get one.

I can mail cards anywhere in the world.

All cards will have some sort of stickers.

First batch going out on Monday!

#holidaycards

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Holiday Cards 2025
If you'd like a holiday card with stickers, please fill out the form.
forms.gle
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There was also a 1/100 chance to get a random item worth $100, but that’s not a great reason to freeze your balls off.
If you guys are not watching Target swag bag haul videos…
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Net loss
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Time to leaf
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I didn’t think the loss of one day of pay would really impact me as much because it was ljust one day. But, loans came out and bills got paid. It’ll be really close until next payday.

Meh
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
New Mr Potato Head toy
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Finished my Christmas shopping.

Go me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Managed to distract Teddy long enough to weed out a kitchen bag worth of dogs toys which were falling apart, damaged, or just really gross. He still has enough to fill a tote.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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"Your eyes are decieving you. Your love of the Halfings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind...bark."
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Depressed lil meow meow, cunty old man
Get yourself a guy who can do both😌
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The old man has out done himself! Behold! My Izzy Hands nutcracker!
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Supposed to get 4-7 inches of snow from Saturday into Sunday.

I am not ready for real winter yet.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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When faced with prolonged distress, omegas experience a hormonal shift that causes them to act and present similar to alphas.

This typically includes agressive behavior, phantom rutts, the formation of small Knotts, etc.

As you can expect: Izzy, always thought he was an alpha. Until Stede.
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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This was so fucking wild that this is *real*
still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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A new species of goby fish has been officially discovered and named ‘Vanderhorstia supersaiyan’

The Super Saiyan name is inspired by the bright yellow stripes on its fins 🟡
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM