Disaster Ship Blonde
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
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V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭ Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
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disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.

✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...

👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...

No minors, please. No Tories.
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Shark-hybrid Ned plucks him from the depths and drags him to the surface.

Izzy's thrashing and spluttering, tossing hair from his eyes. "Fuck! What— what the fuck—"
A scaly silver finger is pressed to his lips. "Shhhh. Shshshshhh. There, now. Don't strain your voice screaming. Not yet."

/romantic
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
I've just remembered you can't DM pictures here, so either stick your screenshot (with no personal info) in a comment here, so get me on Discord.
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Dove is a genius. You know what I'm thinking here.
dovegraveyard.bsky.social
Drawtober day 14 // On their way home again
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Send me a screenshot of your receipt for £5 or more to the Oxfam Gaza fundraiser, and I'll write you a sexy little vignette of any OFMD pairing you like. Give me a one-word prompt and I'll spin you a little scene.

www.oxfam.org.uk/oxfam-in-act...
Oxfam GB | Gaza Crisis Appeal
www.oxfam.org.uk
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
#OFMDollsAutumn There are leaves in shot. Which makes a nice change, because in Britain, autumn = sludge.
Izzy doll by Rights wears a pumpkin orange pair of dungarees and a witch's hat. He is standing outside under some brimming plant pots with some tiny pumpkin tealights.
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
There's a reason people aren't clamouring to dig up hypersexualised male corpses and make them ride dragons, and we all know why that is.
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disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Seeing this on the way to therapy like “Hm, true.”
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
your whales must be seen before they can be killed
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arashicz.bsky.social
Old piece for Even Keel zine focused on #stede #ed and #izzy polyship.
Of course it had to be mermen!
#fanart #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #mermaid #izzyhands #blackbeard #stedebonnet
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
The #HausofHands blank t-shirts should arrive at Castle Disastership today.
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bettergaythandead.bsky.social
Who’s this pretty kitty climbing up onto the table? Oh, it’s just 15cm Izzy in his new homemade mask! #OFMDollsAutumn
A plush doll wearing a black & white dress and a black cat mask hand-embroidered with orange details. The black cat mask is pulled up to reveal 15cm Izzy!
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enabuns.bsky.social
A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Oh, I'm sorry. Set aside a treat for yourself, please.
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
I feel very aquatic right now. Normal human dinner.
disastershipblonde.bsky.social
I'm making miso soup and tuna onigiri for dinner, and the briny aromas would definitely please @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social's kraken!Ben.