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ardnaid.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈Andy🏴‍☠️
@ardnaid.bsky.social
🏴‍☠️🌈OFMD, GO, Kaos, IwtV, any good queer media. I read a lot, crochet, knit, sew, and play video games. I like new friends 💜 18+ I share nsfw stuff

Late 30s, demisexual & panromantic, living in the Midwest

https://linktr.ee/ardnaid
Five animals I've seen in the wild

Raccoon
Opposum
Moose
Lizard
Bald eagle

(Going with a loose definition of animal lol, I don't get out much)
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨

moose
bears
cougars
bats
umm fuck idk mountain goats

was really confident in the beginning and then i slowly forgot every animal that exists
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨

Whales
Dolphins
Wombats
Kookaburras
Kangaroos
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Hi y'all, plugging my ornament one last time! ko-fi.com/s/699a70f2fb
OFMD Christmas ornament - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop
Laser cut wood Christmas ornament with ribbon. Please note that the ribbon detail may vary based on supply. Shipped via USPS worldwide. Buyer is r...
ko-fi.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look, it's Stede in literally every au after he finally finds a job he loves.

Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well, not even December yet and I've already slipped on ice and fell. Luckily I mostly landed on my butt, but I banged my wrist up. Hope it's not too bad, I wanna get back to my projects.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Update: it's a VERY steamy gay show.
Feelings very conflicting about HBO 'promoting' and airing this show but cancelling OFMD

I know they're just distributing the show and it's not the same as spending millions to make the show but it still feels hypocritical somehow
This both made my heart happy and hurt it at the same time. GIVE US THE PIRATES BACK YOU COWARDS!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When someone starts a sentence like "I don't want to sound racist but--" I immediately nope out. Saying that doesn't excuse being racist and you absolutely know it. Especially when it's followed up by a horrible caricature of an accent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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AO3 authors: If you get a spambot comment on a story, AO3 has a specific reporting path that lets them get rid of your spammer in hours rather than weeks. Turns out that following these steps REALLY WORKS.

First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
Protect Your Contact Information From Scammers | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wee John knits these mittens for Izzy, gotta keep his little fingies warm but still let him be able to 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Had a pretty fun, if exhausting day. Got myself a couple early Christmas/birthday gifts. Am very tired, overstimulated, and peopled out now. Good thing we're about to get a big winter storm so I can stay home for the next couple days.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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in a glory hole universe, fang's secret is about to be revealed. ed and stede are both amnesiac. jim is eating a croissant, which is not what anyone expected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hm I wonder if the ofmd fixation is fading for me yet?

*Reads a random news article*

I bet this could be a gentlebeard au with Ed's car breaking down and he goes into a house, and then Stede and Mary come home and Ed and Stede are immediately down bad.

(www.cnn.com/travel/car-b...)
His car broke down on Thanksgiving 1980 and he entered an empty house. Then the occupants came home | CNN
When John Morris’ car skidded off the road in a blizzard, he had to think on his feet. It turned into a Thanksgiving he’d never forget.
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Got a compliment on my @fathomfortuna.bsky.social ofmd bag today and got to anxiety blather about gay pirates for a minute 😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Weather didn't stop me, yum yum. Also got my fave hibachi steak and inari and avocado cucumber salad. All you can eat sushi is my fave 💖💖
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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for those who have been waiting to read until it was finished: now's the time!!

for those who are sad it's over: i'll probably come back to them every so often bc i love the fuck out of them and already miss them terribly

for everyone who came or comes on the journey: thank you, and i love you 💖
HAPPY THURSDAY, LOVES 💕 believe it or not, @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with the last chapter of out of the bag 🥲🏡🐈 the boys make good on promises, reflect on their journey, and get excited for the future, bc the rest of their lives have already started 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/63564631
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm going to the city tomorrow for my annual birthday sushi, and I know it's going to be chaotic and busy everywhere but I'm so excited for sushi.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This time of year I'm always sad I've never had big family get togethers. Growing up it was just me and my dad, I don't have siblings, not close to aunts/uncles/cousins. Did a couple friendsgivings that were fun.

But also I don't have the stress of big family events at least.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Gonna get out the perler beads so kiddo can make some ornaments this weekend, maybe I'll make myself some piratey ones
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Reposting this because I miss the Snusbands 🥹🐌🎩 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.

Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I know it's stupidly parasocial of me but I feel like David Fane would just be the best friend ever. He always seems so chill and happy and like you can't help but feel better when he's around.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Me last night: okay tomorrow I'm going to tackle my to-do list, get all the things done, be ready for the holidays, get my life together.

Me today: well I slept until almost 11, woke up with a headache and a sore mouth, the day is fucked, I don't want to do anything 😭
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wish I had some snacks. I feel the need for a good cry followed by some tasty treat. :(
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is probably old news because the photo is months old but holy 😲 I need this Ned in an au stat
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM