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Ed and Stede AU Bot

@edstedeau.bsky.social

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A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so) All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one! Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · May 19

important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!

(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1h

it's morning in a superhero au, and the feeling is a little bit weird, but honestly, what isn't these days. stede and a leftist ed find themselves in the post office. the mail is late again, which is fine. crew and the whole polycule are there, just trying to make it through the day.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 4h

in a doctor zhivago au, ed and stede are waiting for their turn. meanwhile, there's only one bed.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 7h

it's been ten years but now mary read and stede are regretting some choices. when ed and stede find themselves at a fancy party, ed's been pining for years... but he's not the only one. it's a australian au.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 10h

in a supervillan universe, ed is learning something new... in bed. izzy and though they don't know it, the crew are obsolete, and ed and stede are time-traveling. anne bonny is getting a checkup, which is upsetting.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 13h

it's just before the roosters start up in a dinosaur hunter au, and the energy is squeaky. a known ed and a golden stede clash at the glory hole. they both have secrets. mirror universe stede is there, robbing someone nearby.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 16h

zheng and mirror universe stede are feeling slut-era in a sports au. ed and stede are figuring things out, and the vibe is smooth when ed's been pining for years... but he's not the only one.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 19h

in a zombie apocalypse au, stede is on his way back from michigan with nana. the mood is rough when ed and stede team up. it's morning and the mail is late again.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 22h

in a puerto rico universe, the elevator has stopped between floors. though they don't know it, the crew and jeffrey fettering are midlife-crisis-era, and ed and stede are champion skier. nana is making a vine, which is fun.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

it's the middle of the night in a customer service au, and the vibe is complex. an effervescent ed and a flaming stede team up in salem, massachusetts. ed has a getaway car waiting. jim is there, maybe a little jealous.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a combination mail carrier and small business world, ed is waiting for the middle of the night. when it comes, there's been a robbery, and then the pining is getting out of control.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

it's afternoon, and archie has to marry someone or the deal's off. in this roman au, spanish jackie is the only one who can bring a over-caffeinated ed and a tumultuous stede together. meanwhile, mary allamby is laying an egg in the background.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a doctor zhivago au, ed and stede are not listening. meanwhile, roach has to marry someone or the deal's off.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a streamer universe, the elevator has stopped between floors. crew and anne bonny are absent, and ed and stede are cursed. evelyn is having a snack, which is wet.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

it's late september in a spanish au, and the vibe is catty. an elderly ed and a midlife-crisis-era stede are reintroduced up a mountain. wee john's got matches ready to go. ivan is there, maybe a little jealous.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a werewolf au, ned low and nana find themselves. trivia night is heating up, and ed and stede are an issue. it all feels loose.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 1d

in a bartender au, ed is on his way home from canada's northwest territories with jim. the feeling is deeply, deeply weird when ed and stede head to the shamstep festival. it's just before the roosters start up and there's a scoundrel in the garden.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

at the doha, qatar parks and rec department, something's gone terribly wrong with ed's shower. ed and stede are tight with a salty frenchie. it's just past five.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a supervillan universe, a badminton tries to introduce ed and stede. ed and stede are both damp. ivan is not listening, which is tiny.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

jim and wee john are feeling flawless in a tattoo parlor au. ed and stede are fighting, and the vibe is upsetting when there's only one bed.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

welcome to the ice dancing world, where stede is new skateboarder. when he finds himself causing trouble, it's only the greek god-esque stranger who can make a difference. izzy is there, too, desperately trying to find where they parked.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a chicago au, frenchie and a badminton are both arrested. ivan is feeling chewy, and ed and stede are just what the situation needed, actually. it all feels smelly.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a combination radio and western world, ed is waiting for the day before the met gala. when it comes, that's when the fire nation attacks, and then ed has to marry someone... for convenience.

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Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

ed and stede are talking about lawrence of arabia in a dutch au when nana shows up. It's late, and everyone's feeling a little bit wacky.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

it's just before the roosters start up, and the pining is getting out of control. in this ice dancing au, frenchie is the only one who can bring a adventurous ed and a flaming stede together. meanwhile, mary read is programming a bot in the background.

Ed and Stede AU Bot @edstedeau.bsky.social · 2d

in a sailing au, time-traveling ed and frenchie team up. wee john's got matches ready to go, and ed and stede are ready for anything. it all feels joyous.