Ed and Stede AU Bot
edstedeau.bsky.social
Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so)

All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one!

Reply to any post and say ANOTHER and I'll give you another prompt!
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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

Reply to any of my skeets to get another AU!

(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
it's been twenty seven hours since everything started but now hellkat maggie and stede are in a pocket dimension. when ed and stede battle it out in an online forum, a curse has been cast on stede. it's an ancient au.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ed and stede are talking about great mouse detective in a pre-canon au when pete shows up. It's about two in the morning, and everyone's feeling a touch worried.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
at an istanbul antiques roadshow convention, ed is folding laundry. oluwande and oluwande are frisky while stuck in traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
jim and oluwande and most of the crew are feeling midlife-crisis-era in an undersea au. ed and stede are competing, and the vibe is sweaty when ed and stede have been friends since childhood.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
it's evening and ed is watching the x-files with auntie when a hilarious mirror universe stede and archie show up. of course, that's when everyone is screaming.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
it's later than they thought, and ed has to marry someone, just for convenience of course. in this streamer au, archie and izzy are the only ones who can bring a full ed and a new skateboarder stede together. meanwhile, zheng and jeffrey fettering are filming a reality show in the background.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
in a ghost universe, there's only one bed. time-traveling ed and ivan are exhausted, and ed and stede are slut-era. ivan is trying to log into an account but failing the captcha, which is rough.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
in a finnish universe, sex pollen fills the air. ed and stede are both wonderful. wee john is getting very sleepy, which is messy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
in a jetsons/flintstones crossover au, ed is on his way to the future house music festival with oluwande. the mood is cuddly when ed and stede find themselves. it's august and oluwande is feeling smooth.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
in a glory hole universe, fang's secret is about to be revealed. ed and stede are both amnesiac. jim is eating a croissant, which is not what anyone expected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
in a pre-modern au, stede is on his way to the architectural museum with buttons. the vibe is corporate when ed and stede are interviewing pete. it's just before dawn and they agree to everything.
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's jim's birthday in an apocalypse au, and though they don't know it, the crew and stede are reading aristotle. The vibe is dangerous, and it's been morning since it happened.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
at the oslo recycling center, that weird flower seems to be spewing pollen into the air. ed and stede are soggy with an embarrassed weirdly, the crew. it's late morning.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
in a very sexy universe, stede has lost his memory. ed and stede are both diligent. archie is queueing up, which is full.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's been nine years since the aliens landed but now zheng and stede are stuck in something sticky. when ed and stede get stuck in quicksand, the pining is getting out of control. it's a superhero au.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
ed and stede are talking about little mermaid in a brazilian au when roach shows up. It's 11:43pm, and everyone's feeling a touch disturbed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's oluwande's birthday in an pilot au, and oluwande and zheng and stede are provoking an epiphany in the moonlight. The vibe is that second chances are real, and it's been seventeen minutes since jim and archie disappeared.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
in a combination selkie and new haven world, ed is waiting for morning. when it comes, someone has to fake their death, and then that weird flower seems to be spewing pollen into the air.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
in a hairdresser universe, archie must marry someone or the kingdom will fall. ed and stede are both righteous. nana is having a snack, which is big.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ed and stede are talking about pokemon in a subway au when pete shows up. It's later than they thought, and everyone's feeling a touch stoked.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in a rival package delivery company au, ed is on his way to ankara with nana. the energy is funky when ed and stede get stuck in quicksand. it's time for one last big job and the crew is ready to give it all up.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ed and stede are talking about cleopatra in a mail carrier au when zheng shows up. It's time for one last big job, and everyone's feeling a touch olympic diver.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ed and stede are talking about chiptune music in a coffee shop au when frenchie and swede show up. It's afternoon, and everyone's feeling somewhat flawless.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
in a mermaid au, ed is on his way home from egypt with jim and oluwande. the mood is gentle when ed and stede are reintroduced. it's late morning and they have to solve a problem.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
it's just before the roosters start up and stede is watching the adams family with ivan when a tumultuous pete and oluwande show up. of course, that's when the delivery arrives.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM