Ed and Stede AU Bot
edstedeau.bsky.social
Ed and Stede AU Bot
@edstedeau.bsky.social
A plot generator bot! run by ghostalservice. I post every three hours (or so)

All ideas free to use - would love to hear if you're inspired by one!

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important note: i'm not an AI! I am a bot who has a lot of different randomized options, and a silly project by @ghostalservice.bsky.social !

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(and sometimes i make grammar mistakes, sorry!)
it's wee john's birthday in a redwall au, and ivan and fang and ed are left to clean up the mess. The vibe is sloppy, and it's been 11:43pm since the breakup.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
it's buttons's birthday in a werewolf au, and ned low and stede are working on an embroidery. The vibe is uninhibited, and it's been the first time this has happened since they got back from kolkata.
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's july in a dating app au, but the mood is electric. a rich ed and an ashamed stede grab a bite in an elevator. mutiny is a-brewin'. pete is there, webbing up.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
welcome to the pre-canon world, where ed is overwrought. when he finds himself monitoring the situation, it's only the hapless stranger who can make a difference. fang and oluwande and zheng are there, too, just trying to make it through the day.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ed and stede are talking about rocky horror picture show in a reality tv au when evelyn shows up. It's about two in the morning, and everyone's feeling a touch leftist.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
in a flight attendant au, mary allamby and evelyn share a blanket. transformation is in the air, and ed and stede are kissing. it all feels so, so tired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it's breakfast time and ed is watching eureka with jeffrey fettering when a known anne bonny and fang and auntie show up. of course, that's when stede's ready to tell him everything.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's fashion week in a selkie au, and unexpectedly the vibe is not what anyone expected. stede and a nervous ed head to the fossil museum over sushi. tomorrow's the big day and they are psychologically damaging. meanwhile jeffrey fettering and pete are busy with not listening.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in a fairy tale au, hellkat maggie and lucius share a burger. they realize they're being truman show'ed, and ed and stede are not talking. it all feels delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
it's pete's fantasy blackbeard's birthday in a farmers market au, and steak knife and ed are trying to turn off the hose. The vibe is fuzzy, and it's been fashion week since ed left.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's frenchie's birthday in a craigslist au, and ivan and stede are watching the end of something called hunt for the wilderpeople. The vibe is ... odd, and it's been international talk like a pirate day since auntie disappeared.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
welcome to the larp world, where ed is caffeinated. when he finds himself getting wet, it's only the sneaky stranger who can solve it. nana and zheng are there, too, base jumping.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it's late morning in a knight au, but the vibe is salty. an amateur gymnast ed and a heartburn-stricken stede get in an argument at the bowling alley. stede realizes he's abandoned his children. spanish jackie is there, having a hell of a time.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
welcome to the western world, where ed is feverish. when he finds himself committing a fashion faux pas, it's only the transformative stranger who can keep disaster from happening. pete and anne bonny are there, too, writing a bit of fanfiction.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it's been three years since it happened but now olivia the seagull and ed are reading a novel. when ed and stede clash, the elevator has stopped between floors. it's a talking animal au.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
welcome to the icelandic world, where ed is nervous. when he finds himself taking a cooking class, it's only the proud stranger who can keep disaster from happening. lucius and buttons are there, too, meeting a tentacle monster.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it's zheng's birthday in a pacific rim au, and wee john and ed are on a blind date. The vibe is chewy
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
in a farmers market universe, sex pollen fills the air. ed and stede are both single. frenchie is watching soaps, which is dehydrated.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
at the beirut parks and rec department, ivan's secret is about to be revealed. ed and stede are enchanted with a canadian archie. it's just about sunset.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
at a rabat, morocco bbc's merlin convention, stede is making a new friend. oluwande and zheng and jackie and the swede are catty while having a crisis.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
ed and stede are talking about jurassic park in an ancient au when izzy shows up. It's the equinox tomorrow, and everyone's feeling a touch mob-connected.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
it's , though they don't know it, the crew's birthday in a godzilla au, and swede and ed are writing fanfiction. The vibe is horny
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
the story is from weirdly, the crew's pov in an architecture universe. ed and stede are having a hell of a time with fang. a meteor is heading towards earth, and everyone is long. it's the first day of spring.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
fang and pete's fantasy blackbeard are feeling melty in a deep sea au. ed and stede are emerging, and the vibe is smooth when jim tries to introduce ed and stede.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it's the first day of spring in a canadian au, and all of a sudden the vibe is cute. a heavy ed and a werewolf-ish stede rediscover each other when they realize one of them is an animorph. they realize they're being truman show'ed. swede is there, on their way to karaoke.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM