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Owen | 30s | transmasc | (they/them) | mostly gay pirates 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | lots of 🔞 | fake_geek_boy on ao3!
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
It's 1am on a Saturday night so naturally I'm lying in bed thinking about the Slings and Arrows AU I'm never going to write
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Mmmm, woke up thinking about ed’s gender. Cause god I love him getting hit with a “good girl,” that shit slaps. But also thinking about him in a skirt, makeup, what have you, and getting hit with a “good boy,” and all that combined being gender affirming for him… 🤌

He’s so gender, fuck, I love him.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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ellipsus.com
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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piratebot.bsky.social
Si, si, Nana. I got o o d l e s of revenge.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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ofmd-ann.bsky.social
#ofmd
A meme of a bat talking into a microphone the text says 'i had a very long day, ofmd hasnt been renewed yet and i have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under' I say yet and not if because i am a hopeful fool 😭🙏🏻
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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ophelia5wims.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet
An ornament of a golden retriever mermaid
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
My friend just texted to say that while walking in the park, “Passed a guy reading while walking with 4 or 5 paperback books on top of his head. That's new.” And I’m like yeah it’s new…a new Gentlebeard meet cute!
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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robisreading.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
Hey. Hey you. Our queerness is our magic and if you too are spending the day being squashed by heteronormative, patriarchal bullshit, don't forget that we're all still with you, believing for a better world. #crewforlife
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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caribbeancrocs.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet
Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Excellent night of dinner, depressing (pos) theatre, and accidental matching with @basilbarks.bsky.social!
Two people wearing black masks sitting in a theatre. One is wearing an orangey-yellow sweater over a white and blue floral button up, and the other is wearing an orange dress with foxes on it
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet, the poutiest pirate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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nikostratis.com
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Saw this comic and had to make it about Stede
A shirt comic from Wawa Wiwa- Panel 1- a yellow dog is putting on a teal tie and saying "Time to Start the Day" Panel 2- The yellow dog is carrying a briefcase and saying " My Job won't do Itself". Panel 3- the yellow dog is sitting at a desk with a nameplate that has been modified to say "Ed's Best Friend" and a coffee cup that says "#1 Friend".
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
Scaring off radfem lesbians on Twitter with this art 😳😳😳
#arcane #caitvi
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
💜🧜‍♂️✨

comm for @alixxjanexx.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart #ofmd #merstede
Digital illustration in grayscale of merstede swimming underwater with his trident. His tail curls behind and above him, bum heart visible, and he is facing forward and smiling softly at the viewer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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akans.bsky.social
Aaand here's the other STILL VERY NSFW illustration for the fic, from chater 5! 💜👀🧡
I'm still giggling and kicking my feet I got to draw unhinged stuff like this, this time (compared to what i usually draw lmao) >:D Absolute blast 👌
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
Explicit illustration of Stede thorougly appreciating Ed's assets. Ed is sitting on the edge of the bed in just a skirt, lace panties and ripped fishnets. Stede is kneeling between his legs, having just been done blowing Ed, stirng of spit still connecting his mouth to Ed's dih
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
A picture of david fane at the zootopia 2 premiere hitting a pose, wearing a blue and white stripped shirt and shorts combo with white sneakers A picture of david fane at the zootopia 2 premiere hitting a pose, wearing a blue and white stripped shirt and shorts combo with white sneakers
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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parsifon.bsky.social
Modern AU GentleBeard Meet Cute with Stede’s kids
Tumblr post by library-mermaid saying : A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say "go on, it's ok!" and the little girl shuffled up to me and said "ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?" I am dying
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8. They're both staring into the middle distance while Stede says some nonsense about insane foliage and Ed's probably thinking about how bad he wants to ride that dick, idk
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
tealoranges 🥰
Olu and Jim based on that one bts photo smiling and having a nice time teal and yellow colors :) #ofmd #ofmdart
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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akans.bsky.social
It's Big Bang time again! It's here!!!
Got the pleasure (heh) of working with the wonderful @lizzyleo.bsky.social on a couple of VERY NFSW illustrations for her BB fic, alongside @samwtf.bsky.social 🧡
You can zoom in on this one as much as you like in chapter 2 >:3c
#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #OFMDBB25
Explicit illustration of Stede enjoying one of the toys. He's laying naked on his bed, hand gripping the sheets and head thrown back.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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happydaiz.bsky.social
AU FREE TO GOOD HOME!
Was just reading about oviposition, as you do, and I found the most Ed-coded person who makes the Ovipositor.

Someone needs to make this into an AU.
The Ovipositor replicates the feeling of being impregnated with eggs. How did you get involved in all this stuff? I had tried everything else: I had owned a restaurant and managed many other businesses and had many successes. However, in all of my jobs I would work my way up to the top only to find a wall waiting for me there. I’m ambitious, and though I don’t consider myself greedy, I always wanted to push myself for more independence and freedom to do the things I wanted to do. And freedom is helping people insert eggs into themselves for sexual gratification? Let’s face it, there are three things that will always sell: Food, death, and sex. I tried food service and decided after managing three restaurants and owning one that it was the same thing, day in and day out, and it didn’t look like that was going to change much. Death didn’t really interest me. I wanted something more fun. Something that breaks the monotony of people’s days and makes them spit out their coffee when you tell them what you do.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually !
#ofmd #ofmdAU
Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM