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Happy HallOwen 🎃🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
@fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Owen | 30s | transmasc | (they/them) | mostly gay pirates 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | lots of 🔞 | fake_geek_boy on ao3!
Excellent night of dinner, depressing (pos) theatre, and accidental matching with @basilbarks.bsky.social!
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Saturday was my 4 year top surgery anniversary. I don't have any new selfies, but a while ago I did a class where you send the instructor a risque photo and she turns it into a paint-by-numbers. I've taken a lot of photos that feel like trans joy, but this (and the painting) is one of my favourites.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Presented without comment 😌
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

...except I can't pick just one so y'all are getting 4 selfies instead, sorry not sorry
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I... I don't think I can do that
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Not to be a whiny baby on main but today is Not Going Great
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Therapist: weirdly over-rendered 3D bluesky logo isn't real, it can't hurt you

Weirdly over-rendered 3D bluesky logo:
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
First of all, bold of you to assume I read 💀

The closest I can come is "reading" (about 15 pages/month) polysecure, which is about attachment styles theoretically through the lens of polyamory but tbh I just find the individual parts the most insightful. Highly recommend if you wanna be called out
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Went to the Theatre ™️ over the weekend and frankly I think this is one of my best outfits in a looong time 😌
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Highly recommend Frankie's jewellery! I have the S2 skeletons necklace and I love it, and I'm high key probably going to buy myself a depression robe necklace
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Left a fun surprise for the compost bin collectors in the morning 🎃😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The gentleman pi--
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
or perhaps
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
New haircut!

Also, yo dawg we heard (saw?) you like eyes...
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Also, respectfully, Dan Nicky your Bobbies
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Happy Halloween from Shy Guy (and also Not-So-Shy Guy and Confident Guy)
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
🤷🤷🤷
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In my defence someone sent me this 6 hours ago and it's been on loop in my head ever since
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When it's spooky day but you're not sure what the boundaries of your new placement's "business casual" dress code are
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Okay so I just reread my LuPete fluff fic and it turns out it still absolutely slaps, so now I need to make it everyone else's problem too

archiveofourown.org/works/48119284
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
CW pet death
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On Monday one of my partners had to say goodbye to their deeply beloved cat. She was 16, and I realized yesterday that I'd known her for longer than almost all of my friends. She was a shy, sweet little gargoyle of a cat and I'm going to miss her very, very much.
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM