Crystal B.
@evilerato.bsky.social
Hard of hearing, death doula, otherwise disaster human, dog-mom, cat-mom, auntie, fandomer, seeker of peace, and always hoping for a calmer life. [My views are my own, and do not reflect in any way on my employer]
Multiple days of little sleep have caught up with me, by way of migraine. Bodies are bullshit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Multiple days of little sleep have caught up with me, by way of migraine. Bodies are bullshit.
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What the fuck are we even doing?
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What the fuck are we even doing?
I have a distinct memory of my mom watching that ER scene and basically shivering while saying "oh, gross", while I was watching over her shoulder nearly in tears for seeing it.
This is NOT a small amount of queer kissing.
When I think about how I watched hours of ER, a show I didn’t even like, just to see Kerry Weaver kiss another woman…
Representation matters. Kissing matters—on OFMD, Vida, ALOTO, you name it. Love these queers forever. 💜💜💜
When I think about how I watched hours of ER, a show I didn’t even like, just to see Kerry Weaver kiss another woman…
Representation matters. Kissing matters—on OFMD, Vida, ALOTO, you name it. Love these queers forever. 💜💜💜
sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I have a distinct memory of my mom watching that ER scene and basically shivering while saying "oh, gross", while I was watching over her shoulder nearly in tears for seeing it.
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It's probably not technically #ArtAdvent, but it is Advent & my sis got me a coloring book so I can color with her family while they color their Advent coloring book each night. 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's probably not technically #ArtAdvent, but it is Advent & my sis got me a coloring book so I can color with her family while they color their Advent coloring book each night. 🙃
Is time actually standing still today? How is it not even 11am yet???
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is time actually standing still today? How is it not even 11am yet???
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Since our fucking government isn’t observing World AIDS Day, I will. In 1990, I started taking care of people in the last stages of AIDS in their homes. I did this for nearly two years. The home care company I worked for had meetings for those of us who solely (or nearly solely) took care of PWAs.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
The Hands-Rackham-Roach-Bun family portrait, courtesy of Niblet. #OFMDolls @ofmdolls.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Hands-Rackham-Roach-Bun family portrait, courtesy of Niblet. #OFMDolls @ofmdolls.bsky.social
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
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Thinking a lot lately about the simple fact that college allows people to spend about 15 weeks immersed in a disciplinary conversation with an expert in that field. And what a special thing that is.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Thinking a lot lately about the simple fact that college allows people to spend about 15 weeks immersed in a disciplinary conversation with an expert in that field. And what a special thing that is.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
The Macy's parade is always surreal, but Geoffrey the Giraffe dancing to Lil John may have been Too Much. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Macy's parade is always surreal, but Geoffrey the Giraffe dancing to Lil John may have been Too Much. 😆
Up far too early just for the privilege of fisting a large fowl, then shibari-ing its legs closed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Up far too early just for the privilege of fisting a large fowl, then shibari-ing its legs closed.
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Meetings on the last day before break need to DIAF.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Meetings on the last day before break need to DIAF.
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Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.
After that, it's all just football.
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
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just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
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Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:
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GOOD FUCKING MORNING TO ME youtu.be/hfXo2yhqjYs?...
The Man Comes Around
YouTube video by Pulp - Topic
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November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
GOOD FUCKING MORNING TO ME youtu.be/hfXo2yhqjYs?...
The group chat has assured me that we'll come up with both bail money and a lawyer in case I just completely snap this week, so I guess Thanksgiving can commence. 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The group chat has assured me that we'll come up with both bail money and a lawyer in case I just completely snap this week, so I guess Thanksgiving can commence. 🙃
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”