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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · Sep 20

this is the best thing i'm going to post this month and it's hidden in a thread i made for mh containment purposes

水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · Sep 19

it's only funny to me because m*z is a notorious hater and i know that there's a ton of other former fans of his who feel like i do. it's a bit. i like bits, but they have to stay funny. but now some asshole had to be weird and make a threat and now that joke isn't funny anymore. it's too close to h

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 4h

*casually scrolling in bed*

Me: “Huh. Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen anyone post about Mary Worth in a whi—I’m sorry what

No seriously that first sentence hit me like a truck what

David S Pupkins @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 1d

"Like how Wilbur keeps on getting hot girlfriends"

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devils blush @devilsblush.bsky.social · 7h

update: the tv has a screensaver where a rabbit hops back and forth eating falling vegetables under the night sky

rabbit in a field pursuing a falling vegetable

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 4h

the ghost of christmas future is haunting europe. and she has a gun

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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 4h

I love the YouTube algorithm sometimes

youtu.be/afI0KyxlM5c?...

DanDaDan but it’s a 4KIDS Opening

YouTube video by Julerree

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*ೃDiniೀ⋆ @dinixluna.bsky.social · 11h

Also, even if you actually do manage to get a job, they'll just say you make too much money to qualify

Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 13h

“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they will get a job”

First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.

Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.

Third, no one should starve to death.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · Jan 15

Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence

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Matt the Snow Monster❄️ @capncococharms.bsky.social · 6d

Sick find for the real gamers out there

Me holding a Game Center CX Arino Kacho figure by SHFiguarts

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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 4h

Wanderer.

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mAlice aforethought 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔜 @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 11h

Stede picks a "not too scary" Halloween movie to watch with the crew, unfortunately it's Return to Oz and now Fang is crying, the Swede hasn't slept in 92 hours and Frenchie has created a series of Home Alone style traps, with 500% more daggers, to protect against the Wheelers

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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

i wish i could forget but i can't even go look that scene up on youtube lmao

水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

insomnia is a capricious mistress

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AC 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @aycie.bsky.social · 8h

Today I saw a cloud that looked like a dick and balls. I didn’t get to take a pic bc I was driving, but you should know I was thinking about OFMD the whole time and also after lol happy kinktober from the skies themselves

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Dr Luke Steubenstein 👹 @lukesteuber.com · 14h

mood (broadly)

A two-panel meme comparing a doctor’s grim tone with a patient’s unexpected excitement.
Top panel: A serious-looking doctor in a white coat, head bowed, hand to forehead in concern, saying, “Ma’am, I’m afraid I have some bad news. Your test results came back positive and–.”
Bottom panel: A cheerful woman throwing her arms up amid confetti, smiling broadly. The text around her says, “Yay! YES omg!! Woo-hoo!!! We finally have an answer! We can actually make a treatment plan!!” The humor comes from chronic patients celebrating a diagnosis simply because it means clarity and next steps, not mystery.

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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

this is the kind of question that makes me want to go "aw aren't you an adorable little scamp" and ruffle your hair and then turn around and stare off into the middle distance while soft piano music is heard in the background

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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

i don't think my memories are gone gone but i'm not sure how to get them back

水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

i wish i could believe that it was possible i didn't do something to upset him but i keep remembering this one fight we had and the stuff he said and how he told me to forget everything else. and i kind of did and now i don't really remember much of our relationship before 2021

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水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

thing he said isn't valid anymore. anyway he fell asleep hours ago but i'm still in the bathroom because my leg cramps up whenever i try to get horizontal on the couch

水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

he said he's not mad at me and he didn't hit me or yell at me but i can't get myself to calm down or accept that he's not mad, because it doesn't mesh with something he said once like four years ago. how stupid is that. idk how to explain it even or make it stop w/out him telling me that the old

水でもかぶって反省しなさい @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 4h

i went out of my way to not ask to sleep in the bed for my birthday, fucked up at the last minute and started bitching about my leg at like 11:58 pm and then misinterpreted my spouse's silence as him getting ready to start fighting me so i've been hiding in the bathroom, probably needlessly