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Snoots!🦄👍
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Emotional support pony, for folks who need one in these trying times. 🦄👀
All the LOLs
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heading into the light 🦄
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Surprisingly busy in the cemetery this morning 🦄
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I guess they should’ve crimed less.
Oh no, how sad!
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Looks like fun and this is such a good book!
In the new year, I'll be hosting a read-a-long of my bestselling trans Regency romance A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN. Read it again or for the first time, everyone is welcome.

Sign up: buttondown.com/a-gentlemans...
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Did some proper work today, but cooled out in the woods where there was less wind. 🦄💨
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Dawn Patrol 🦄
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Well, I know where I'm getting my coffee when I'm going through Denver. 👍
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
So…Blues Brothers shopping mall driving game
I want to make an off-roading game, but I want to drive on furniture instead of nature
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
New Theodora Goss story!!1!
I just noticed that my essay "The Rose Family of Fairies: Advice for Gardeners" is online on the Enchanted Living website. :) If you're having problems with rose fairies in your garden, this might help!

enchantedlivingmagazine.com/the-rose-fam...
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Snoots! 🦄❤️🐴
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@ponyco.bsky.social and MNG. MNG’s rocking his new haircut. 🦄❤️🐴
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by eschneider
Fresh Start Thoroughbred Lifecare, Inc will be selling a one-of-a-kind, hand made, horse-themed Sudoku quilt to raise much needed funds. This is a distinctive, unique Christmas and Holiday gift for anyone who loves horses - and games!
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Folks, this is the fourth leading cause of airliner crashes.
I once did such a gargantuan shit on a plane that I couldn't flush it and the water was reaching the top of the bowl. Obviously I did the responsible thing and returned sheepishly to my seat.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The Kerning Wars have begun.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Niche, but good!
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Snoots got a haircut 🦄👍
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Daily snootage 🦄
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump wants his MAAA....
LOL ... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM