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Today feels like a good day to go thrifting for cursed objects.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Today feels like a good day to go thrifting for cursed objects.
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This is really beautiful!
sometimes at night when I’m trying to sleep, I’ll close my human eyes & look through bird eyes
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is really beautiful!
sometimes at night when I’m trying to sleep, I’ll close my human eyes & look through bird eyes
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
sometimes at night when I’m trying to sleep, I’ll close my human eyes & look through bird eyes
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth
so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
sometimes I like to use almond scented body wash because is that smell me? or cyanide? I’ll never tell 🙂
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
sometimes I like to use almond scented body wash because is that smell me? or cyanide? I’ll never tell 🙂
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This is accurate
you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is accurate
Sometimes I like to leave the closet light on when I go to sleep so I can pretend there’s a portal in my room and I can go through it and be ELSEWHERE as soon as I wake up if I want to
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Sometimes I like to leave the closet light on when I go to sleep so I can pretend there’s a portal in my room and I can go through it and be ELSEWHERE as soon as I wake up if I want to
you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
you know how when you were a little kid you could go up to people and be like, “you, girl with the pink ponytail, do you want to be friends?” and then you were friends?
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
you can also do that as a grownup; they don’t want you to know this, but people hardly ever say no
This came up on my FB feed and I literally spit out my drink because I was not prepared
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This came up on my FB feed and I literally spit out my drink because I was not prepared
I think the most absurd part is all the writers thought AI would destroy humanity because AI would get too smart, but they didn’t realize that years of de-prioritizing the humanities would actually make the people who made AI so stupid that it’s going to be the stupidity that kills us and lollllsob
Goddamn. We were so worried about the Evangelical armageddon freaks, but it's actually the AI cult that's going to kill us all.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think the most absurd part is all the writers thought AI would destroy humanity because AI would get too smart, but they didn’t realize that years of de-prioritizing the humanities would actually make the people who made AI so stupid that it’s going to be the stupidity that kills us and lollllsob
When the power of the Cold Supermoon was just a little too powerful
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When the power of the Cold Supermoon was just a little too powerful
one way I know I’m dreaming is I look up at the moon and it refracts into a lot of moons, so anyway, it’s always a little weird when I’m pretty sure I’m awake and I see something similar! (especially when it’s 1am and I’m in bed lol)
Cool shot of the moon tonight with little copycat moons beside it
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
one way I know I’m dreaming is I look up at the moon and it refracts into a lot of moons, so anyway, it’s always a little weird when I’m pretty sure I’m awake and I see something similar! (especially when it’s 1am and I’m in bed lol)
I heard swearing and then unrequested vacuuming so I am asking zero questions and staying exactly where I am
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I heard swearing and then unrequested vacuuming so I am asking zero questions and staying exactly where I am
Saving this picture of my baby for when he graduates this spring with his BS in cybersecurity
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Saving this picture of my baby for when he graduates this spring with his BS in cybersecurity
It’s the full moon witches
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s the full moon witches
Used to work at a writing conference in Provo, Utah and once had to covertly rush a NYC editor out of a dining establishment as she was gushing about how nice everyone was because she had no idea one of the people she was talking to was about to do a violence lol
Slightly exaggerated, but I’ve pointed out before that I can converse with a Mormon and a non-Mormon and communicate a thousand things to the Mormon that the Non-Mormon won’t pick up.
(most Mormon communication takes place in the subtext, not text, which makes for fascinating social dynamics)
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Used to work at a writing conference in Provo, Utah and once had to covertly rush a NYC editor out of a dining establishment as she was gushing about how nice everyone was because she had no idea one of the people she was talking to was about to do a violence lol
Is your eyesight constantly changing (some days good, some days bad) a perimenopause thing or a brain thing? Some days I am BLIND AF and some days I see fine and idky
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is your eyesight constantly changing (some days good, some days bad) a perimenopause thing or a brain thing? Some days I am BLIND AF and some days I see fine and idky
my child: I think lots of authors don’t know they have to let the audience think they are thinking of themes themselves, they can’t think the author did it
me: it’s gotta be subtextual
me: WAIT THIS IS WHY MORMON YA AUTHORS ARE SO GOOD
my child: I wrote a paper about it; Mormons & subtext
me:
me: it’s gotta be subtextual
me: WAIT THIS IS WHY MORMON YA AUTHORS ARE SO GOOD
my child: I wrote a paper about it; Mormons & subtext
me:
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December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my child: I think lots of authors don’t know they have to let the audience think they are thinking of themes themselves, they can’t think the author did it
me: it’s gotta be subtextual
me: WAIT THIS IS WHY MORMON YA AUTHORS ARE SO GOOD
my child: I wrote a paper about it; Mormons & subtext
me:
me: it’s gotta be subtextual
me: WAIT THIS IS WHY MORMON YA AUTHORS ARE SO GOOD
my child: I wrote a paper about it; Mormons & subtext
me:
Semester is a wrap. Cheers
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Semester is a wrap. Cheers
we’ve been experimenting with non-paper assignments in lit classes because of AI, so my YA Lit class just did an oral “book talk” where they sat in small groups for 10 min and talked about a particular book while I listened and it was a little chaotic but I really like hearing their actual thoughts!
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
we’ve been experimenting with non-paper assignments in lit classes because of AI, so my YA Lit class just did an oral “book talk” where they sat in small groups for 10 min and talked about a particular book while I listened and it was a little chaotic but I really like hearing their actual thoughts!
I understand them though
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I understand them though
My wife was gone a few days and she walked in the room this morning and LITERALLY stopped in her tracks and said “wow you’re really beautiful” so anyway that felt nice
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My wife was gone a few days and she walked in the room this morning and LITERALLY stopped in her tracks and said “wow you’re really beautiful” so anyway that felt nice
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
And I had to speak Welsh during mine! Being a woman is 50x the work for 1/50 the recognition istg
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
And I had to speak Welsh during mine! Being a woman is 50x the work for 1/50 the recognition istg
Barnes and Noble and I have engaged in a duel
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Barnes and Noble and I have engaged in a duel