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oh, you listened to the same song for 68 days in a row and played it 783 times?
you’re autistic babe
oh, you listened to the same song for 68 days in a row and played it 783 times?
you’re autistic babe
oh, you listened to the same song for 68 days in a row and played it 783 times?
you’re autistic babe
oh, you listened to the same song for 68 days in a row and played it 783 times?
you’re autistic babe
oh, you listened to the same song for 68 days in a row and played it 783 times?
you’re autistic babe
if you love something about a person, tell them
make it awkward if you have to 💗
one swooped down and flew next to me as I drove
the other flew off into the trees, twenty miles away
one swooped down and flew next to me as I drove
the other flew off into the trees, twenty miles away
someone in the English Department hallway: in mortuaries they use special butt plugs to keep the dead bodies from farting
someone in the English Department hallway: in mortuaries they use special butt plugs to keep the dead bodies from farting
*AI
*AI