Simon
@ellisuk.com
Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Night everyone, and if you have someone you care about tell them. Life is too short and fragile to not make anyone you think is special feel special.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Night everyone, and if you have someone you care about tell them. Life is too short and fragile to not make anyone you think is special feel special.
Yes this……or have I just been having bad coffee?
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yes this……or have I just been having bad coffee?
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Now there’s a headline…
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now there’s a headline…
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What fresh hell is this?
Ronan Keating to host BBC One's #NewYearsEve celebrations. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/newyear...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/newyear...
RONAN KEATING TO HOST BBC ONE'S NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATIONS
Get ready for the ultimate New Year’s Eve party as global music legend Ronan Keating takes centre stage to lead the celebrations into 2026. Ronan Keating & Friends: A New Year’s Eve Party promises a n...
www.tvzoneuk.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What fresh hell is this?
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Publicity still from when Barry Norman signed for Film…
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Publicity still from when Barry Norman signed for Film…
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If The Fonz started a church we could all be Ayythiests
December 31, 2024 at 6:27 AM
If The Fonz started a church we could all be Ayythiests
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Happy Doctor Who day! To celebrate here is the greatest of Doctor Who images: Verity Lambert using a Mechanoid as a lighter.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Happy Doctor Who day! To celebrate here is the greatest of Doctor Who images: Verity Lambert using a Mechanoid as a lighter.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
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"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Raise the Colours" Ryan Bridge being sung out of Brum after Stirchley proved resistant to his toxic flag measles
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"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?"
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"So, knowing that sometimes when cats have a shit it triggers their vagus nerve, which makes them do zoomies, does this mean in Thundercats the only reason Cheetara ran so quickly was because she'd just had a dump?"
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
"No, Simon. I meant any questions about the job."
I want these two to be solving crimes on the mean streets.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I want these two to be solving crimes on the mean streets.
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LAURYN HILL: “Jeanny Boy, should we get the band back together?”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fugees rapper Pras Michel sentenced to 14 years in prison in illegal foreign lobbying case
His attorney says the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
LAURYN HILL: “Jeanny Boy, should we get the band back together?”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
WYCLEF JEAN: “ sounds great”
LH: “Nice one. Get Pras on the phone”
WJ: “no can do. He’s gone”
LH: <rolls eyes> “till when?”
WJ:
LH: “Just say it”
WJ: “November”
LH: “Fuck’s sake”
WJ “….2039…”
LH: “FUCK’S SAKE”
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Fugees rapper Pras Michel sentenced to 14 years in prison in illegal foreign lobbying case
His attorney says the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: Well the world is bat shit crazy and the news cannot get anymore off the rails.
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC: Have you seen this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is how I find out Paddington doesn't tip!
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1713
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is how I find out Paddington doesn't tip!
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
To misquote the BeeGee's and Jive Talking.
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
It's just you vibe codin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You wear a disguise
Vibe Codin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Vibe Codin'
You're really no good
What is it the kids of the 2010's used to say: "I feel seen"?
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What is it the kids of the 2010's used to say: "I feel seen"?
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky: