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Mark
@wils.bsky.social
That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion.

Midlander in Teesside.
Online multiplayer.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Demi Lovato's Thanksgiving dinner looks like it was scraped out of Dennis Nilsen's drains.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I've just spent far too much time flicking back and forth between the prog and single cover, comparing the different colouring. I'm almost certain that's Bolland's colouring on the single, but not sure if Tom Frame did the prog or if Bolland did it after a "Green pads, Brian. GREEN PADS!" in his ear
Prog 403

A plug for The Fink Bros new single AKA Suggs & Chas from Madness. A record that manages to sound futuristic and dated at the same time.
A pal wrote a blog about it . Niche. 2000mad.blogspot.com?m=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmh5...
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"I can get it up me as far as about here."
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
While I've thought for years that the Oliver twins have been massively over-exposed in the retro scene, they can *definitely* get in the sea with this pile of arse now.
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Faith No More
Mr Bungle
Fantômas
Tomahawk
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Adele
The Electric Light Orchestra Part II
Stevie Wonder
The Australian Pink Floyd Show
Deicide
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Pulp
Pet Shop Boys
All Saints
Starsailor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This was the first game I bought for my CPC and thought, since 1985, that I couldn't complete it because I was just shit at it. Discovered a few years ago that I couldn't complete it because there was a game-breaking bug on level 5. (Credit for than info, IIRC, goes to @chinnyvision.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me waiting for my package to be delivered
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Good night.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Current mood:
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Just seen the price of the new Warhammer Quest game.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Me flirting
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Our boiler packed in this morning. Engineer can't get the replacement part needed until the morning.
a man wearing a hat and ear muffs makes a face
ALT: a man wearing a hat and ear muffs makes a face
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reposted by Mark
Saw mention on here of Cards Against Humanity, and I remembered the time I was damned forever after seeing this and being rendered totally insensible for about 5 minutes:
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Have you ever had two up you, Charlie Brown?
In 100 yards bear left on to the A299 Thanet Way, Charlie Brown
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Masters of the Universe has changed a bit since I was a kid.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Mark
Bowie and her recorded this video the day after shagging. Tell me he doesn't sat "my cock's still raw" at 3:08, before she roars with laughter: youtu.be/p4WG_y7owmM?...
Tina Turner - Tonight (with David Bowie) [Live]
YouTube video by Tina Turner Videos
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM