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South Manc. Sweary. Not allowed in the middle aisle. 🐊
Also @Magnifairyoo (in phases)
#NHSCharity ♾️ Disposable bbq ❌ #LUFC
Pinned
Disposable Barbecues are made with no consideration for safety or the environment.

As a consequence we have a near constant stream of…

- catastrophic environmental destruction
- life changing injuries
- needless landfill

Minimum standards for their production are essential

#LegsLiftLid
FUUUUUCCKKK OFFFFFF

I am so not watching the World Cup - stupid corrupt cunty wank cunts
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What is this vomit inducing shite slop onn the telly fucking box!?

The fifa peace prize!?

Fuuuuck offfff…
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well this is making my day

I’ve been listening to this whilst working. Very chilled instrumental reimagining of a Ride album….

open.spotify.com/track/1s37Jg...
End Game - Reimagined by Pêtr Aleksänder instrumental
open.spotify.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion

Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion

Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25

It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Current favourite rhyming slang …

“I’m just off for a Donald”
a man with glasses is sitting in a dark car
ALT: a man with glasses is sitting in a dark car
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The world’s oldest lacrosse club is about to hit 150 years — and Stockport Lacrosse Club has never looked better. A club full of history, heart, and community spirit.

And now… a brand-new website and a fresh shop full of Blue Christmas goodies. Treat yourself. 💙

www.stockportlacrosse.co.uk
Stockport Lacrosse Club
Welcome to Stockport Lacrosse Club
www.stockportlacrosse.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social
£15 apparently 🙂
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The world’s oldest lacrosse club is about to hit 150 years — and Stockport Lacrosse Club has never looked better. A club full of history, heart, and community spirit.

And now… a brand-new website and a fresh shop full of Blue Christmas goodies. Treat yourself. 💙

www.stockportlacrosse.co.uk
Stockport Lacrosse Club
Welcome to Stockport Lacrosse Club
www.stockportlacrosse.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The news of Jonathan Gullis defecting (sic) to Reform has brought to mind this pertinent piece of research that i came across while writing my most recent book.
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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It's not easy to single-handedly save an entire council.
Reform UK went into Durham Council promising to find huge savings. They have managed to GROW the authority's deficit by over £11m *in the last two months*.

Grimes recommends “serious consideration” to increasing council tax “by the maximum 5%.” ~AA

northeastbylines.co.uk/news/politic...
Reform cabinet backs £10mn cuts to start filling Durham’s growing black hole
Reform is now learning that running a big council is not as easy as it probably thought
northeastbylines.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Genius 🤣
🚨Some personal news.

I'm thrilled to announce that I've just filed my first copy for The New Yorker.

A profile of Jonathan Gullis.

"You get the sense that offstage, Jonathan Gullis struggles with being Jonathan Gullis."

open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Jonathan Gullis, The Seagull's Lament
A New Yorker Profile
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tommy ten names
Little titch
Cyril Bernard
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Croissant? 🥐
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Great reminder that even though the clue's in the name ("Independence"), the press expects the poor and disabled to live in destitution, loneliness and misery if they have to exist at all; "Povvos and cripples shouldn't be allowed to have and enjoy hobbies or sports like us £2m mansion normies!"
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Day 1 (yes I know, day 2 will be later today.

#MadventCalender

Joan Harris
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I saw this yesterday. It's so tiresome isn't it.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Trump going all out to beat the Russia connection accusations then?
Trump Vodka Available For Pre-Orders For The First Time In 13 Years
The spirit is the latest licensed product to be marketed under the Trump name branding.
www.forbes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Views of the Scafells from the Greendale Round #LakeDistrict
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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His dad shags Alpacas, pass it on.
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Along with this peach

Contender for least surprising news of the week, surely?
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM