Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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Ex Tory MP Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss and 50+ ultra marathons Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
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Vine tomatoes? What is he - fucking royalty???
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Thought he was a parody account but turns out he's a Labour MP
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Mike's top five British values:

Beans
Toast
Mushrooms
Hash brown (American)
Sausage as a breakwater
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But why would people devoted to shooting animals as a solution to, er, everything, need to misrepresent anyone? It defies sense!
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bearlypolitics.co.uk
With the world being… gestures wildly at everything… one of the most important things we can still do is laugh - sometimes hysterically, sometimes just to stay sane.

So, with that in mind, I present to you:

People Who Make Me Laugh.

Let me know in the comments who rlse should be added.

🐻
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ottoenglish.bsky.social
Massive news for Leeds.

Tom Cruise, Taylor Swift, David Beckham, Barack Obama, Kylie Jenner, and Justin Bieber may all not be coming to your city on Monday... but I am .. and I promise not to sing.

So come along if you're free.

trumanbooks.co.uk/event/an-eve...
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bencanham.bsky.social
By 19, I’d lost both parents. Bullied in
school. Ignored by family. Left out of
my mom’s funeral. Abandoned for
being autistic. Let down by the system.
I nearly gave up. But I didn’t. I’m still
here. Still healing. And that means
something. #WorldMentalHealthDay
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They have overlooked you a lot though mate
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Sure? It is a really good mullet.
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RFK Jr confirming he's a complete prick.
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Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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sgadarian.bsky.social
Everyone who studies research methods just had an aneurysm
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RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
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In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.
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Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"

It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
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gnickod.bsky.social
“I think very carefully about what I say before I say it so I never have to explain any giraffes”. B. Kadenoch. London. 2025.
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Haha, hanging up the ballet shoes once and for all