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Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP

Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons

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Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.

Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.

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Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Having a bath. #bath
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Muscular Christianity.

“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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So a thing that has happened in parallel - and I'm not sure if it's related - is academic writing increasingly walling itself off through impenetrable writing. Academic books from 50 years ago are short and readable. Modern ones are three times as long as they have to be and use words like praxis
Again, I would advise people to go read the media from 50 years ago. Sure, there was absolutely an awkward stiffness that the death of deference got rid of and I prefer it but they talked to you like adults in a way that very few newspapers do today.
I don't think it's all of it by any measure but I do absolutely believe that the political media's raging anti-intellectual streak has got worse with time and has ended up influencing the way MPs talk, and what they choose to talk/think about
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Abhorrent and stupid
Insidious

Pathways Alliance, a lobby group made up of 6 oil sands companies, have asked for $70 Billion taxpayer dollars for carbon capture and instead of burying it in rock formations underground will inject it into wells for more oil extraction.

#cdnpoli #canada #climatecrisis
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Carney’s Alberta pipeline deal weakens climate policies | The Narwhal
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s ‘grand bargain’ isn’t just about an Alberta pipeline —it also proposes rolling back a host of climate policies
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November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
PRINCE ANDREW SWEATY NONCE
AUTOGLASS REPAIR, AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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@raptorpersuk.bsky.social I am currently reading The Origin of Species. Charles Darwin. I came across an interest paragraph which I think is still relevant today. @dorsetraptors.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"In early Christian times, there was no state"

Kemi Badenoch there, turning everything we thought we knew about the Roman Empire on its head.
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
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Pitching new versions of a Christmas Carol in 2025
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Hope is here.

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November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Imagine doing this instead of, for example, spending a nice evening with you wife
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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A rainbow at Foel Drygarn yesterday (25.11.25) for #HillfortWednesday #scape
#LandscapePhotography
#PhotographersofBluesky
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Roedd Plaid Cymru yn glir bod angen gweithredu ar frys ar yr argyfwng costau byw

Ond mae'r codiadau anniffuant ar dreth yn golygu bydd pobl gyffredin yn gorfod talu'r pris unwaith eto 😠
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"My deep condolences to the Gallagher brothers"
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Don't want to jinx it, but my first day at the OBR seems to be going really well.
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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If only I had the work to warrant being carpet bombed with HMRC emails.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Wild that the 1970's Dulwich College prefect programme is almost perfectly analogous with the modern UK electoral system.
To be fair to Dulwich College this letter from the Master shows that SOME senior personnel DID speak out.

But how was Farage MADE prefect when someone of this seniority clearly thought it wrong.

As it was.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Immediate sub
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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EXCLUSIVE

Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.

Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.

More:

mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The birding highlight of the year so far was recording Dartford Warbler on our land. To mark this auspicious occasion I painted a musical icon …. Which Bryn the Welsh Terrier always sings along with
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM