Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. He / him.
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Chris
@seismicshed.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Waiting for one of these to call me a motherfucker, as per the internet.
"I don't know how I'm going to get by with 2 houses, 5 cars and a smaller yacht"
Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"I don't know how I'm going to get by with 2 houses, 5 cars and a smaller yacht"
Check out Jabbeur Le Hutt here.
“Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn…”
Former Brexit Party MEP denies taking payment from pro-Russian campaign
A prominent former MEP for Nigel Farage's old party denies taking bribes in a pro-Russian campaign.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Check out Jabbeur Le Hutt here.
The sky is slowly changing from it's deep blue hue to a brighter, more optimistic shade, and birds are gently bickering amongst themselves.
On a faint breeze the sound is carried from afar, an ancient yet seemingly very recent song.
"It's Black Friday. Why aren't you buying more of our shit???"
On a faint breeze the sound is carried from afar, an ancient yet seemingly very recent song.
"It's Black Friday. Why aren't you buying more of our shit???"
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The sky is slowly changing from it's deep blue hue to a brighter, more optimistic shade, and birds are gently bickering amongst themselves.
On a faint breeze the sound is carried from afar, an ancient yet seemingly very recent song.
"It's Black Friday. Why aren't you buying more of our shit???"
On a faint breeze the sound is carried from afar, an ancient yet seemingly very recent song.
"It's Black Friday. Why aren't you buying more of our shit???"
Another half a dozen reform council union flags spotted as I went about my business today.
A festival of fuckery.
A festival of fuckery.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Another half a dozen reform council union flags spotted as I went about my business today.
A festival of fuckery.
A festival of fuckery.
I've had a chip shop lunch.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've had a chip shop lunch.
I'm as underwhelmed by this current government as anyone, but fucking hell the vitriol being levelled at Rachel Reeves is unlike anything I've ever seen directed at a Tory chancellor.
Talk about short memories. Half of Facebook would have Kwasi Kwarteng back in charge.
Talk about short memories. Half of Facebook would have Kwasi Kwarteng back in charge.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I'm as underwhelmed by this current government as anyone, but fucking hell the vitriol being levelled at Rachel Reeves is unlike anything I've ever seen directed at a Tory chancellor.
Talk about short memories. Half of Facebook would have Kwasi Kwarteng back in charge.
Talk about short memories. Half of Facebook would have Kwasi Kwarteng back in charge.
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One aspect of the budget - the lifting of the two-child benefit cap - has put people in the comment section of my (old) local paper in absolute paroxyms of fury and disgust. The true politics of envy, begrudging someone worse off than you a bit of extra financial leeway.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One aspect of the budget - the lifting of the two-child benefit cap - has put people in the comment section of my (old) local paper in absolute paroxyms of fury and disgust. The true politics of envy, begrudging someone worse off than you a bit of extra financial leeway.
Tax people who shout "play some Oasis" at pub gigs so much they can't afford to go to a pub gig ever again.
Tax people who drop litter so much they can't afford to buy anything wrapped.
Tax people trying to make Dubai Chocolate into a thing. Per pistachio.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tax people who shout "play some Oasis" at pub gigs so much they can't afford to go to a pub gig ever again.
Going to stop ranting now. In one piece of good news I've just read that BCSSS members (ex miners) will be getting their owed pension money, finally, after many years of fighting l, which will make my dad and several uncles happy.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Going to stop ranting now. In one piece of good news I've just read that BCSSS members (ex miners) will be getting their owed pension money, finally, after many years of fighting l, which will make my dad and several uncles happy.
Going to rewrite Kevin Bloody Wilson's "Hey Santa claus you cunt, where's me fucking bike" so that it now goes "Just shove your fucking flags, up your fucking arse".
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Going to rewrite Kevin Bloody Wilson's "Hey Santa claus you cunt, where's me fucking bike" so that it now goes "Just shove your fucking flags, up your fucking arse".
Flag Fucker Update: spotted at least two more on the other side of town, same road. Six union flags, paid for by us via council tax, to make cunts feel better about themselves.
I'm pretty fucking annoyed by this, I have to say. I'm seriously considering acts of vandalism.
I'm pretty fucking annoyed by this, I have to say. I'm seriously considering acts of vandalism.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Flag Fucker Update: spotted at least two more on the other side of town, same road. Six union flags, paid for by us via council tax, to make cunts feel better about themselves.
I'm pretty fucking annoyed by this, I have to say. I'm seriously considering acts of vandalism.
I'm pretty fucking annoyed by this, I have to say. I'm seriously considering acts of vandalism.
Our little town now has no less (and possibly more) than four Official Nottinghamshire County Council union flags, within a couple of hundred metre stretch along the main road entering the town from the north.
The appear to be made from that printed vinyl they make event banners from... 1/2
The appear to be made from that printed vinyl they make event banners from... 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Our little town now has no less (and possibly more) than four Official Nottinghamshire County Council union flags, within a couple of hundred metre stretch along the main road entering the town from the north.
The appear to be made from that printed vinyl they make event banners from... 1/2
The appear to be made from that printed vinyl they make event banners from... 1/2
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This so called milkshake tax will not help the government's initiative to bring all the boys to the yard.
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
This so called milkshake tax will not help the government's initiative to bring all the boys to the yard.
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But he’s an interlocutor of likely poor faith, and your own bona fides are frankly questionable.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
But he’s an interlocutor of likely poor faith, and your own bona fides are frankly questionable.
Working outdoors on a cold morning isn't so bad when the sun's out and this is your office.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Working outdoors on a cold morning isn't so bad when the sun's out and this is your office.
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The trouble with capitalism is eventually you run out of other people's money
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The trouble with capitalism is eventually you run out of other people's money
I think I might have dislocated myself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think I might have dislocated myself.
There is some pie discourse, but largely American and lacking in steak and kidney, so of little interest.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
There is some pie discourse, but largely American and lacking in steak and kidney, so of little interest.
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Harlen Coben's "What the ever shitting fuck?"
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Harlen Coben's "What the ever shitting fuck?"
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Can you imagine if Keir Starmer were constrained in pursuit of his ambitious and daring agenda by those overcautious Eurocrats?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can you imagine if Keir Starmer were constrained in pursuit of his ambitious and daring agenda by those overcautious Eurocrats?
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FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
FACT OF THE DAY.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.
People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.