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Mike

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The number one Jos Buttler fan on Blue Sky

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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · Aug 3

Here's a list of all the daily and weekly games I play that are like wordle

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 3m

Didn't manage to. Normally I do, but I've had the man flu and fell asleep at 0-16.

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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 8h

Utterly bizarre choosing not to have a bye this week. But I wish this was the first week we were watching an anaemic and disjointed offense

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 8h

I miss when the Manning teams were booed off for only being up by 21

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 9h

Most Valuable Punter!

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 9h

Those charger uniforms are something else.

A person dressed up head to toe as a bright yellow highlighter

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

Masterful trolling, My Lord, the people are quite triggered, Your Excellency

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12h

They'll never be able to beat one of the tournament favourites playing like that

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12h

Worried now are you? United only 6 points off the top and looking dangerous

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12h

If you're going to keep posting about them, use their full name "crisis club Liverpool"

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12h

The absolute highway robbery of United and England.

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12h

I'm relieved. I was hyping myself up to Al Wilson and Danny Trevathen reincarnated into one man.

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13h

Lottie just wins

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13h

I ain't using AI for it because AI is shit and I'm not cracking open Photoshop on a Sunday but imagine Charlotte Edwards as Dick Turpin.

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13h

Hey #BroncosCountry - what if Dre Greenlaw is bad?

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13h

That victory is the first thing the English have ever stolen from India

#CWC2025 #ENGvIND #IndvsEng

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 14h

Would be nice to have Kate Cross and all her experience to bowl a couple right now

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 14h

Come on Soph, get these two out quick so I can put United on

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 14h

United are so much back that Sir Mix a Lot can't deny it

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Philip Purser-Hallard @purserhallard.com · 17h

"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"

Sky News @news.sky.com · 1d

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 16h

Lauren Bell's off cutter / in seamer is a thing of beauty

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 16h

When NSB was dismissed the game was crying out for Ecclestone to go out and bash some in a quick cameo.

(sorry for the delayed analysis I had to go to tesco)

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 18h

CCTV footage released of French jewel thieves

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 22h

The first pitta I toasted for myself today was to, erm, test the smoke alarm. Yes. Test. Certainly didn't forget about it and burn it

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 1d

Hitler in his bunker. The final minute of his life. His aide walks in with a gift-wrapped present. It's a gun. Hitler smiles, sheds one tear and mouths "thank you".

John Lewis.
Get them want they really want this Christmas.

Music is the Big Break theme covered by Adele.

Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 1d

His name is literally Tyrant King