Chris Massey-Name
@seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. He / him.
Working outdoors on a cold morning isn't so bad when the sun's out and this is your office.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Working outdoors on a cold morning isn't so bad when the sun's out and this is your office.
Work outdoors, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Work outdoors, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
It was pointed out to me the other day that basic rate taxes in the UK havent been raised once in over 30 years. In fact, other than the imposition of the high earners tax, no income tax raises at all, during my entire working life. It felt counterintuitive.
No wonder we are where we are.
No wonder we are where we are.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It was pointed out to me the other day that basic rate taxes in the UK havent been raised once in over 30 years. In fact, other than the imposition of the high earners tax, no income tax raises at all, during my entire working life. It felt counterintuitive.
No wonder we are where we are.
No wonder we are where we are.
Tell you, mate, I was absolutely steaming last night.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Tell you, mate, I was absolutely steaming last night.
We've had police helicopters before but I don't recall a police plane being this interested in our locale before. Been circling for an hour now.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We've had police helicopters before but I don't recall a police plane being this interested in our locale before. Been circling for an hour now.
I'm sitting outside in a t shirt in November
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm sitting outside in a t shirt in November
Have invoked 2nd amendment.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Have invoked 2nd amendment.
Local church is carpet bombing poppies for Jesus @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Local church is carpet bombing poppies for Jesus @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
Am in Derby, duck
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Am in Derby, duck
I didn't find Captain Tom today but here he his from 3 years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I didn't find Captain Tom today but here he his from 3 years ago.
Here he is, from 3 or 4 years ago.
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Here he is, from 3 or 4 years ago.
The chap in front of the church with HM queen and Paddington is no less than old Winnie himself
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The chap in front of the church with HM queen and Paddington is no less than old Winnie himself
Here you go @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Here you go @remembrancewatch.bsky.social
This big old beech is looking at me funny.
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This big old beech is looking at me funny.
I remember Marlin guitars being in my mum's catalogue and I really wanted one. Played one some years later and was glad I never persuaded her. I had one of these, but in black. Neck like robin hoods bow.
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I remember Marlin guitars being in my mum's catalogue and I really wanted one. Played one some years later and was glad I never persuaded her. I had one of these, but in black. Neck like robin hoods bow.
Cool. I've just bin mowing the grass.
October 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Cool. I've just bin mowing the grass.
The fucking Poke. Seriously?
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The fucking Poke. Seriously?
Tonight's gig includes a railway platform
September 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tonight's gig includes a railway platform
WTF is this abomination?
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
WTF is this abomination?
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
September 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
That floats on high o'er hills and walls,
When all at once I saw a sight,
This lad, and his massive balls.
Behold, the very first grapes 🍇 produced at Chateau Du Shed.
August 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Behold, the very first grapes 🍇 produced at Chateau Du Shed.
That thing I posted last week about my MP being generally ok and doing good stuff? Yeah, fuck that.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That thing I posted last week about my MP being generally ok and doing good stuff? Yeah, fuck that.