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Simon
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Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
Oh come on everyone has seen a live badger

*tries to remember seeing a live badger*

Errrr errrrr
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Plot twist it’s Mindle’s who’s the culprit
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
That fox is not taking anyones shit today.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That audition for leather face has had one heck of an effect on you.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Nope but I have been on the Madeira.......ok it was the cake.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh please he's one of histories greatest monsters.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nope not accepting this, not in a series that has Tom Good as the "hero" in it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Well this seems appropriate.
a man wearing a blue christmas sweater is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a man wearing a blue christmas sweater is sitting on a couch saying "This violated my eyes".
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November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM