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king of the tuk-tuk sound.
ped bike planner.
washington,dc.
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about damn time
Bowser also says that she has gotten approval to use the National Guard to help clear paths to and from bus stops, many of which have been blocked by piles of snow.
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Why the CR? Wouldn’t you have more leverage if you just stopped funding it right now?
🚨 The Senate has agreed to a deal to vote on 5/6 full appropriations bills and replace the DHS funding measure with a 2-week stopgap bill, per multiple sources. That gives time to negotiate on the Dem demands for ICE and CBP restraints.
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Mamma Mia!
Breaking News: A man is facing federal charges after he tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail with a pizza cutter while impersonating an FBI agent, people familiar with the episode said.
Man With Pizza Cutter Is Said to Have Tried to Break Mangione Out of Jail
Federal prosecutors said the man was arrested after he impersonated an F.B.I. agent on Wednesday in a visit to the federal jail complex in Brooklyn that houses Luigi Mangione.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
@maustermuhle.bsky.social can you write an article about how @dcpschancellor.bsky.social got its shit together but @dcpsb could not, and most charters are closed the rest of the week?
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
seems bad.
:blink:

(RPO is contracted future revenue, the pipeline of money you expect to come in—fairly important for a software-as-a-service company)
holy f*ck

*MICROSOFT: 45% OF COMMERCIAL RPO DRIVEN BY OPENAI COMMITMENTS
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I too have to yell at Copilot to stop lying to me.
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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It’s called ice, folks.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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DC had its worst snowstorm in a decade and I haven’t seen a single guardsman with a shovel despite an ongoing, obvious need. I have seen scores continuing to stand around and waste taxpayer dollars.
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I am becoming the joker.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Weiss tapped the three people RFK Jr. recently named on Katie Miller’s podcast as the best people for lifestyle advice — Mark Hyman, Andrew Huberman and Peter Attia — as CBS contributors
January 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What the fuck
Jack Evans running for DC Council chair.
archive.is/202601271559...
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January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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in political comms, waking up to something like "she was a parttime yoga instructor who also runs a facebook group of 163 people who like old movies, but recent events have caused her to mobilize against you" is the equivalent of being woken up on a flight by the sound of someone starting a chainsaw
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 PM
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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When you make sidewalk clearance the sole responsibility of adjacent residents, and one of your neighbors is a big vacant corner lot
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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word is he has a new office awaiting him
January 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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Gonna suggest the least restrictive setting for a five year old is with his kindergarten, learning his letters and having a ball at recess. You know, like a five-year-old normally would.
Border Patrol chief Bovino responds to backlash over the latest ICE detainment involving a 5-year-old boy, saying that the child is in "the least restrictive setting possible" and is still with his father.
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Missed this story the other day: Since 2019, DC has added 50 miles of bike lanes and 11 miles of bus lanes. But commute times have not changed, sinking opponents' arguments that the new infrastructure would cause havoc.
Five ways D.C.-area commutes have changed since the pandemic
A new survey by the Metropolitan Council of Governments found that many people are still working from home part of the time -- but not federal workers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Rapid and thorough analysis by a trustworthy organization.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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This graphic is really great.
NEW: India is avoiding the fossil fuel detour 🪝

Where China built first on coal and gas, India is taking a shortcut >>> read in 5 graphics🧵
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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it’s the part people overlook in Fukuyama’s End of History and the Last Man.
For some reason, these days I find myself thinking a lot about how SimCity players would eventually get bored and start triggering disasters.
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM