Mr Too Damn Bueno 🦃
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founder of National Bikini Day
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If you want to watch Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Hamlet your choices are one free streaming service and a few paid options. Basically, Tubi or not Tubi
If you ask me Bond writers should instead be focused on introducing a character named Plenty O'Honks
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you ask me Bond writers should instead be focused on introducing a character named Plenty O'Honks
it's funny that Luka's physique was largely the driver for the trade b/c in a prime example of Not Knowing Ball the owner's son-in-law cited past NBA stars who worked hard at it every day and included Shaq, whose whole deal was I'll play way into shape over the entire season
Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it's funny that Luka's physique was largely the driver for the trade b/c in a prime example of Not Knowing Ball the owner's son-in-law cited past NBA stars who worked hard at it every day and included Shaq, whose whole deal was I'll play way into shape over the entire season
They already made a Bond movie that's not even remotely grounded in reality and makes little sense. It's called TENET and it whips ass
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They already made a Bond movie that's not even remotely grounded in reality and makes little sense. It's called TENET and it whips ass
I refuse to hand it to him but Edge of Tomorrow does rule
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I refuse to hand it to him but Edge of Tomorrow does rule
it's one thing to fall for the wallet inspector but it's another thing to also let him have sex with your wife
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it's one thing to fall for the wallet inspector but it's another thing to also let him have sex with your wife
Well the good news is the GOP won't publicly gloat as they claim this as a victory for themselves while blaming the Dems for the entire thing. Also I recently fell off a turnip truck and broke my ass
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well the good news is the GOP won't publicly gloat as they claim this as a victory for themselves while blaming the Dems for the entire thing. Also I recently fell off a turnip truck and broke my ass
Listening to Geese (the band not the birds) cover "You Get What You Give" and this would have really hit for me as an older millennial during the Pitchfork era circa 2009 or so
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Listening to Geese (the band not the birds) cover "You Get What You Give" and this would have really hit for me as an older millennial during the Pitchfork era circa 2009 or so
Are we feeling the pink kicks
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Are we feeling the pink kicks
Nobody Wants This is a show about the challenges involved in dating someone who's, you know... [whispers] a professional podcaster
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Nobody Wants This is a show about the challenges involved in dating someone who's, you know... [whispers] a professional podcaster
I think men *and* women ruined the workplace, and the only reasonable solution is for all of us to quit rn and go to lunch
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think men *and* women ruined the workplace, and the only reasonable solution is for all of us to quit rn and go to lunch
Tonight the people have spoken - America loves National Bikini Day
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tonight the people have spoken - America loves National Bikini Day
Bill Ackman retire...from whatever it is you do (writing Cathy comics?) bitch
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bill Ackman retire...from whatever it is you do (writing Cathy comics?) bitch
🎶 You're aloof wife and you've gone too far
cause you know it don't matter anyway
you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶
cause you know it don't matter anyway
you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🎶 You're aloof wife and you've gone too far
cause you know it don't matter anyway
you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶
cause you know it don't matter anyway
you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶
the election results are really "messing" with Debra's evening !!
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the election results are really "messing" with Debra's evening !!
tbh I didn't realize Winsome Earle-Sears was a real person and thought everyone was talking about Twin Peaks again
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
tbh I didn't realize Winsome Earle-Sears was a real person and thought everyone was talking about Twin Peaks again
I'm just saying you don't see Megan Mullally pulling this shit
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm just saying you don't see Megan Mullally pulling this shit
Good news everyone, I've won the election and am now the new mayor of "the big apple" (New York City). My first act will be lowering the price of coffee citywide because no one should be paying $4 for a small cup of black drip coffee
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good news everyone, I've won the election and am now the new mayor of "the big apple" (New York City). My first act will be lowering the price of coffee citywide because no one should be paying $4 for a small cup of black drip coffee
one of the key takeaways from a potential Mamdani win is every should just be normal again. Yes he's very good-looking and charismatic, but also he's not a total weirdo which I think goes a long way with people
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
one of the key takeaways from a potential Mamdani win is every should just be normal again. Yes he's very good-looking and charismatic, but also he's not a total weirdo which I think goes a long way with people
you got your curvy wife, your fajita wife, your cliff wife, and now your aloof wife
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
you got your curvy wife, your fajita wife, your cliff wife, and now your aloof wife