Elementary Penguin
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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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Thanksgiving eve dinner of champions
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Thanksgiving eve dinner of champions
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Did not expect to get punched in the face when I walked into Marshall’s today, but…”flashback audio kit?!?”
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did not expect to get punched in the face when I walked into Marshall’s today, but…”flashback audio kit?!?”
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a spider can fly on a current of air
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
a spider can fly on a current of air
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
imagining a retro 2020's theme restaurant in 40 years where the bathrooms are labeled "Gooners" and "Preppies"
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
imagining a retro 2020's theme restaurant in 40 years where the bathrooms are labeled "Gooners" and "Preppies"
It’s chilly today so I splurged and turned the heat up to 65
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s chilly today so I splurged and turned the heat up to 65
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One of the prettiest waterfalls I found on my travels round Slovenia.
#photography #landscapephotography #photographers
#photography #landscapephotography #photographers
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
One of the prettiest waterfalls I found on my travels round Slovenia.
#photography #landscapephotography #photographers
#photography #landscapephotography #photographers
why couldn't zoom be down now, when i need to use it for a meeting
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
why couldn't zoom be down now, when i need to use it for a meeting
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
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I jokingly asked why Wendy Carlos never did a rendition of Peter and the Wolf, but it turns out she DID and she did it with WEIRD AL.
weird al peter wolf
YouTube video by Dang Wingnut
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November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I jokingly asked why Wendy Carlos never did a rendition of Peter and the Wolf, but it turns out she DID and she did it with WEIRD AL.
@nora.zone I looked at the image metadata for surely this and I drew that in June of 2018 is how long this has been going on
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@nora.zone I looked at the image metadata for surely this and I drew that in June of 2018 is how long this has been going on
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
we are rapidly approaching disney putting out live action remakes for cartoons they haven't produced yet
Moana | Official Teaser (live action) www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYF...
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we are rapidly approaching disney putting out live action remakes for cartoons they haven't produced yet
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human beings have language for pretty much the same reason birds have songs. it’s wayyyyy deep in the hardware. it’s not some big goofy billion parameter reinforcement fit on raw data with no priors.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
human beings have language for pretty much the same reason birds have songs. it’s wayyyyy deep in the hardware. it’s not some big goofy billion parameter reinforcement fit on raw data with no priors.
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Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece
Imagining a 2020s theme restaurant where the bathrooms are labeled “Preppies” and “Gooners”
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Imagining a 2020s theme restaurant where the bathrooms are labeled “Preppies” and “Gooners”
This is why you should touch grass
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is why you should touch grass
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo