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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 4h

There’s fomenting baby hell yeah let’s go pockets of fomenting huge huge pockets of fomenting

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 6h

I’m glad Windom Earle didn’t get elected governor of Virginia

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 6h

It’s fun to pal around online when good things are happening, and I’m not afraid to say it

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 7h

[Shirley Bassey voice] mooooon SEEE-crets!

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 9h

Y’all ever just like, look at the moon?

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 10h

if you're being forced to use AI at work, here's a helpful instruction you can give to whatever evil robot it is to make it a little (a little) less soul-crushing

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 14h

taking a "Code of Business Ethics" training and saying it in my head like "Kobe!" every time the "COBE" acronym pops up

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 15h

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 19h

Dick Cheney's dead
I'm gonna keep on dancing now that

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

Zeeooooom

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Giorgio Murderer 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 1d

If you put this on after polls close tomorrow you can send every millennial in the room to the hospital

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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

it's happening

Nick and Stav talking to Zohran Mamdani. The caption says, "This is becoming an unaffordable city to riff with the fellas in." The caption isn't real, but it's still funny.

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1d

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

damn that looks [like it would have been] cool as hell

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

it's like being in some kind of would-like-to-have-a-buddy system

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

[quietly, to each bag as it comes by on the baggage carousel] yo homie, is that my briefcase

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

how im tryna be

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

He’s already figured out the most important one of those: the one that opens the door of the apartment

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1d

Shouldn’t have taught my kid how to use zippers

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 2d

A thing that just pops into my head every now and then

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 2d

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 2d

🍁💨

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 2d

Hawk in grand army plaza, just chillin on that eagle statue, simply living in the moment

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Michael 🌀. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 2d

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