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Elementary Penguin
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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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Thanksgiving eve dinner of champions
A double smash burger and some fries
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Went to Concord, Mass with my dad
A very old map of Massachusetts, with east at the bottom of the map One of the lanterns used to signal that the British were coming by water to seize the military supplies in Concord in front of a digital map of the first 24 hours of the American Revolution An inscription on an obelisk in Concord. It reads HERE On the 19th of April 1775 was made the first forcible resistance to British aggression On the opposite Bank stood the American Militia Here stood the Invading Army and on this spot the first of the Enemy fell in the War of that Revolution which gave Independence to these United States In gratitude to GOD and In the love of Freedom. this Monument was erected AD 1886. The North Bridge, where the first shots fired during the American Revolution occurred.
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Walking the dogs at 12:30 am
A monochromatic slightly blurry photo of a forest filled with mist. A large bright spot is visible in the distance
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I love thinking about the inner life of the dead-eyed young republican intern that had to spend time today making these signs and taping them to an exterior wall of the White House, I hope they have a terrible day
Three pieces of copy paper taped to a wall. The pages have the words “The Oval Office” printed on them in large gold-colored cursive
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Stole this from instagram
A red book titled “A Bowl of Mac and Cheese”, by Sarah J. Maas
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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A yellow software box for The Print Shop by Brøderbund
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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A Simpsons screenshot, of a man in a suit and tie at a podium, wearing a hard had. He is saying "Abigail Spanberger for some, Zohran Mamdani for others!"
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Hudson Hawk?
The cast list for the movie Hudson Hawk. • Bruce Willis as Eddie "Hudson Hawk" Hawkins • Danny Aiello as Tommy "Five-Tone" Messina • Andie MacDowell as Anna Baragli • Richard E. Grant as Darwin Mayflower • Sandra Bernhard as Minerva Mayflower • Donald Burton as Alfred • Don Harvey as "Snickers" • David Caruso as "Kit Kat" • Andrew Bryniarski as "Butterfinger" • Lorraine Toussaint as "Almond Joy" • Frank Stallone as Cesar Mario • Carmine Zozzora as Antony Mario • James Coburn as George Kaplan • Doug Martin as Igg • Steven M. Martin as Ook • Leonardo Cimino as The Cardinali • Enrico Lo Verso as The Apprentice • Frank Welker as Bunny The Dog • William Conrad as The Narrator • Stefano Molinari as Leonardo da Vinci
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Because this came up elsewhere, here’s what that sign looks like now
The hilltop steakhouse cactus sign, repurposed as a sign for the strip mall that replaced the steakhouse
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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just saying it wasn't worth it
a domino meme. the small domino says "have sex with the mom of my dead childhood friend" and the large domino says "die alone in the wreck of a north korean space capsule on the surface of mars"
October 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Threefold pin detected
A close up of the a drawing of hornet by Wendy Xu, showing that Hornet has the Threefold Pin Red Tool equipped
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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git gud #silksong
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Expanding brain meme Let’s rewatch Apollo 13. Guess I’ll finally watch From the Earth to the Moon. Okay I’ll rewatch For All Mankind. Well, time to reinstall Kerbal Space Program.
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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i think possibly my favorite casting in a movie is James Rebhorn in The Game, where he plays a character actor who takes a role as a corporate suit
James Rebhorn in The Game. An older white man wearing a jacket and tie, with grey receding hair
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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maslow's hierarchy of needs, but it's all one color and labeled DORITOS
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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True ending, finally, now I can stop neglecting every other aspect of my life
A silksong game completion screen showing 90% completion with a playtime of 64 hours
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Unfortunately the trend goes the other way. This model suggests that by 2450 they’ll make a tron movie with a 0% rotten tomatoes score
Graph with three points on it and a trend line with a negative slope
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin. Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division The Strokes? New Order Charli XCX? Joy Division Taylor Swift? New Order Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The text “When the Wehrmacht boasts about being a mechanized army despite still heavily relying on horses for transportation, and then an actual mechanized army lands in Normandy in 1944:” above a picture of Private Webster, from the show Band of Brothers, yelling “Say hello to Ford, and General fucking Motors!” from the back of a jeep.
October 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The words “surely this“ written in Fraktur calligraphy
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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a text that reads "Use the extra 10% off code LAURAF2M to save a total of 46% off the Fanttic F2 Master Mini Cordless Rotary Tool Kit at " and then a URL
October 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Well in one of the sequels he’s living his best life as a sanitation worker so i guess it all works out
Sid as an adult in Toy Story 3
October 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Apparently not!
A map showing which countries use a period vs a comma as decimal separators.
October 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The album cover of Abbey Road
October 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM