Elementary Penguin
@elempeng.bsky.social
Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
I’m old enough that I need to wear my glasses to read my fucking phone apparently
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m old enough that I need to wear my glasses to read my fucking phone apparently
Lmao i need glasses I thought that said 1998
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lmao i need glasses I thought that said 1998
I’m technically a Gen Xer!
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m technically a Gen Xer!
TIL MST3K premiered when I was in college!
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
TIL MST3K premiered when I was in college!
Alyx is terrific! Too bad no one else has an unlimited budget to make a VR game so that nothing will ever compare to it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Alyx is terrific! Too bad no one else has an unlimited budget to make a VR game so that nothing will ever compare to it.
Yeah it’s very gross and makes clear she lied about the nature of their relationship but it’s also coming from her jilted husband who is also a horrible person/sex pest so everyone is a loser
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yeah it’s very gross and makes clear she lied about the nature of their relationship but it’s also coming from her jilted husband who is also a horrible person/sex pest so everyone is a loser
I assume it’s about the creepy sex poetry that rfk Jr wrote to Olivia nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I assume it’s about the creepy sex poetry that rfk Jr wrote to Olivia nuzzi
The man is so soft it’s pathetic
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The man is so soft it’s pathetic
I once managed to entertain a bunch of strangers sitting next to me on a plane by making balloon animals during my Balloon Animal Phase in college
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I once managed to entertain a bunch of strangers sitting next to me on a plane by making balloon animals during my Balloon Animal Phase in college
Honestly I think all mammals are just Dogs with Characteristics
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Honestly I think all mammals are just Dogs with Characteristics
Listen, heating oil is expensive
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Listen, heating oil is expensive
Unironically where are the parents
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Unironically where are the parents
Well, this one doesn’t anymore
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well, this one doesn’t anymore
He looks like he’s having so much fun
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He looks like he’s having so much fun