Elementary Penguin
@elempeng.bsky.social
Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
getting to the age where increasingly i feel done with doing, and just want to live my life in a small quiet peace
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
getting to the age where increasingly i feel done with doing, and just want to live my life in a small quiet peace
i continue to believe that at least A Factor in college student's being less prepared is that there just aren't as many college students, so every institution has had to lower standards to fill classes, & the effect is more pronounced the less selective your institution was to begin with
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i continue to believe that at least A Factor in college student's being less prepared is that there just aren't as many college students, so every institution has had to lower standards to fill classes, & the effect is more pronounced the less selective your institution was to begin with
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Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy #Duckerday 🦆 @cornduck3.bsky.social
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I did finally get Wanderhome which is gorgeous and which I may make my children play with me
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I did finally get Wanderhome which is gorgeous and which I may make my children play with me
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black friday sale at drive through RPG, time to buy a bunch of PDFs for games I will never play
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
black friday sale at drive through RPG, time to buy a bunch of PDFs for games I will never play
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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sprout city bitch sprout sprout city bitch
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
sprout city bitch sprout sprout city bitch
agreed to do an emergency side gig for a client and it is so tedious and taking me so long that i've given up meeting their deadline and hope they never hire me again
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
agreed to do an emergency side gig for a client and it is so tedious and taking me so long that i've given up meeting their deadline and hope they never hire me again
We should all know less about one another
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We should all know less about one another
Thanksgiving eve dinner of champions
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Thanksgiving eve dinner of champions
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Did not expect to get punched in the face when I walked into Marshall’s today, but…”flashback audio kit?!?”
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Did not expect to get punched in the face when I walked into Marshall’s today, but…”flashback audio kit?!?”
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a spider can fly on a current of air
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
a spider can fly on a current of air
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
imagining a retro 2020's theme restaurant in 40 years where the bathrooms are labeled "Gooners" and "Preppies"
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
imagining a retro 2020's theme restaurant in 40 years where the bathrooms are labeled "Gooners" and "Preppies"