Professionally Certified Woolgatherer
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Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Laughing at all the people saying shit like we should get rid of the few bad apples in the ethnic cleansing operation
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Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
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Is your dumb ass really asking why someone would try to drive away from a platoon of masked, Full Metal Jacket lookin' wockaflockas, stompin' into neighborhoods, breaking down doors and windows, draggin' men, women and children away with "absolute immunity"?
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Is your dumb ass really asking why someone would try to drive away from a platoon of masked, Full Metal Jacket lookin' wockaflockas, stompin' into neighborhoods, breaking down doors and windows, draggin' men, women and children away with "absolute immunity"?
These various interactions between ICE and motorists sure seem dangerous for the agents! Maybe they should stop fucking with people in cars all the time!
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
These various interactions between ICE and motorists sure seem dangerous for the agents! Maybe they should stop fucking with people in cars all the time!
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That's not ... possible?
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
That's not ... possible?
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⬇️ This is a distraction!
This is a distraction! ⬆️
This is a distraction! ⬆️
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
⬇️ This is a distraction!
This is a distraction! ⬆️
This is a distraction! ⬆️
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for some reason you never see decline-of-the-west ancient statue pfp guys talk about this stuff
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
for some reason you never see decline-of-the-west ancient statue pfp guys talk about this stuff
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Fucking despise a chart wielding bitch. The numbers say it's dumb to push for a better world. Not me, I want one too, but, the numbers.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Fucking despise a chart wielding bitch. The numbers say it's dumb to push for a better world. Not me, I want one too, but, the numbers.
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jonathan ross, owner and proprietor of the poughkeepsie educational toy store of wooden shit that sucks: oh boy, 200 new friend requests
January 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
jonathan ross, owner and proprietor of the poughkeepsie educational toy store of wooden shit that sucks: oh boy, 200 new friend requests
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i just don't think that ICE, an entity designed to inject fear and violence into the beautiful urban centers of the country, has more of a right to be here than literally every immigrant ever. immigrants rule, borders are violent bullshit, ICE should be no more than a stain on our history
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
i just don't think that ICE, an entity designed to inject fear and violence into the beautiful urban centers of the country, has more of a right to be here than literally every immigrant ever. immigrants rule, borders are violent bullshit, ICE should be no more than a stain on our history
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They shot an unarmed white woman in broad daylight.
Imagine what they’re doing to undocumented people trapped in ICE camps.
There’s sexual assault. There’s denial of medical care. There’s forced labour. There’s torture.
More than 30 people have died.
Abolish ICE.
Imagine what they’re doing to undocumented people trapped in ICE camps.
There’s sexual assault. There’s denial of medical care. There’s forced labour. There’s torture.
More than 30 people have died.
Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
They shot an unarmed white woman in broad daylight.
Imagine what they’re doing to undocumented people trapped in ICE camps.
There’s sexual assault. There’s denial of medical care. There’s forced labour. There’s torture.
More than 30 people have died.
Abolish ICE.
Imagine what they’re doing to undocumented people trapped in ICE camps.
There’s sexual assault. There’s denial of medical care. There’s forced labour. There’s torture.
More than 30 people have died.
Abolish ICE.
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I spent a bunch of this evening picturing this Venn Diagram in my head. I feel like all my local peeps will understand.
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I spent a bunch of this evening picturing this Venn Diagram in my head. I feel like all my local peeps will understand.
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Gloves are off. Jacob Frey is saying "fuck" now. And for his next move, he will do fuck all.
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Gloves are off. Jacob Frey is saying "fuck" now. And for his next move, he will do fuck all.
Hey, is that CBS x Frey segment still on?
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Hey, is that CBS x Frey segment still on?
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Never gets old seeing dudes with bios like "Hubert R. Dweebest Memorial Professor of Law, Fartingham University" reply "yeah well what's YOUR plan to fix the country" to a guy whose last post was "jabba tha butt"
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Never gets old seeing dudes with bios like "Hubert R. Dweebest Memorial Professor of Law, Fartingham University" reply "yeah well what's YOUR plan to fix the country" to a guy whose last post was "jabba tha butt"
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don't get the sense the people who are complaining about others not complaining about dems and reps in the optimal ratio are applying that analysis to their own complaints
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
don't get the sense the people who are complaining about others not complaining about dems and reps in the optimal ratio are applying that analysis to their own complaints
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
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lol i saw something that advertises "longevity tracking" and like. does that mean it checks whether im dead. because i can tell that
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
lol i saw something that advertises "longevity tracking" and like. does that mean it checks whether im dead. because i can tell that
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
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if nothing else, this is the most "yes, and" administration america has ever seen
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
if nothing else, this is the most "yes, and" administration america has ever seen
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seems a little insensitive
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
seems a little insensitive