Wu-Tang Gland
@darkhofstadter.bsky.social
60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.
Pinned
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Sixers' Tyrese Maxey takes a shot at running pups Howie & Spike through the agility course at the National Dog Show, still some kinks to work out 😂 (r @gettinggophery.bsky.social)
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sixers' Tyrese Maxey takes a shot at running pups Howie & Spike through the agility course at the National Dog Show, still some kinks to work out 😂 (r @gettinggophery.bsky.social)
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When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade was directed by Hieronymus Bosch
November 28, 2024 at 3:03 PM
When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade was directed by Hieronymus Bosch
Me after I smoke a reefer and then wake up covered in my best friend’s blood
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me after I smoke a reefer and then wake up covered in my best friend’s blood
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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Pablo Picasso, The Turkey (Le Dindon), 1936 www.moma.org/collection/w...
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pablo Picasso, The Turkey (Le Dindon), 1936 www.moma.org/collection/w...
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Unfortunate that my grandson cannot enjoy the Teenaged Turtles parade float without being exposed to a man "busting rhymes"
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Unfortunate that my grandson cannot enjoy the Teenaged Turtles parade float without being exposed to a man "busting rhymes"
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Thanksgiving banger
Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thanksgiving banger
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Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, 2025
two men are talking in front of a window with the words " you know what it is theo " on the bottom
Alt: two men are talking in front of a window with a floating pig the words " you know what it is theo, I just don't think about " on the bottom. From Children of Men
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, 2025
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20 people died capturing this snoopy
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
20 people died capturing this snoopy
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lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
lol this rocks
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
“Give it to me! Fill me with your RAM!”
Coming this summer: “My lover, the computer”
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Give it to me! Fill me with your RAM!”
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TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
the baby (16 months) crawled on the ceiling and spun their head around backwards and looked at me while I was going through heroin withdrawal
the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the baby (16 months) crawled on the ceiling and spun their head around backwards and looked at me while I was going through heroin withdrawal
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
This interaction should be displayed in a gallery for everyone to see and marvel at its splendor.
not to be a self promoter but @thelouvreof.bsky.social I just… I cannot believe this interaction ????
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This interaction should be displayed in a gallery for everyone to see and marvel at its splendor.
Anytime I see video of Jameis Winston attempting to hype people up
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Anytime I see video of Jameis Winston attempting to hype people up
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Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
You Will Live To See Man-made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
*Thick Irish accent
“She’s a felching lass.”
“She’s a felching lass.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*Thick Irish accent
“She’s a felching lass.”
“She’s a felching lass.”
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs