Wu-Tang Gland
@darkhofstadter.bsky.social
60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
Me after I smoke a reefer and then wake up covered in my best friend’s blood
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me after I smoke a reefer and then wake up covered in my best friend’s blood
a victimless crime, you say?
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
a victimless crime, you say?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
Butter
Sex
Money
for the win! 💪🏼
Anytime I see video of Jameis Winston attempting to hype people up
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Anytime I see video of Jameis Winston attempting to hype people up
ALSO KAROLINE LEAVITT:
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ALSO KAROLINE LEAVITT:
Ba da ba ba ba skeet skeet skeet
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ba da ba ba ba skeet skeet skeet
I’d rather be lonely than a fascist
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’d rather be lonely than a fascist
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me when I hear It Happened
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Me when I hear It Happened
Rust Cohle’s opinion:
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Rust Cohle’s opinion:
That face when you have a multi-million dollar a year salary but you are so corrupt and greedy that you’ll risk pissing it away for a few thousand dollars
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
That face when you have a multi-million dollar a year salary but you are so corrupt and greedy that you’ll risk pissing it away for a few thousand dollars
Carrying this flag into battle against these puritanical freaks
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Carrying this flag into battle against these puritanical freaks
Didn’t realize Connor O’Malley is an Oregon fan
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Didn’t realize Connor O’Malley is an Oregon fan
She should have concluded the interview like this.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
She should have concluded the interview like this.
More like Coach Grime, amirite?
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
More like Coach Grime, amirite?
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
