Janey M
@dancingonjelly.bsky.social
Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. ADHD.
She/her; they/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Show me your cats and dogs!
She/her; they/them. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Show me your cats and dogs!
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Timeline cleanse: ten-day-old Clydesdale foal goes berserk.
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Timeline cleanse: ten-day-old Clydesdale foal goes berserk.
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Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
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They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
They had the audacity to claim Bluesky didn't have the juice, but not since peak Twitter have I logged off for an evening and come back to my entire feed speaking in a new language of rapid-fire in-jokes that I have to reverse-engineer to figure out what's happening. That, my friends, is The Juice.
Another day, another, "How is this not cheating?" story about a celebrity all over my SM (another platform).
It's only cheating if the people in the relationship consider it cheating, and is none of your business. Hope this helps.
(If I actually replied that on my feed there, I'd have a bad time. 😅)
It's only cheating if the people in the relationship consider it cheating, and is none of your business. Hope this helps.
(If I actually replied that on my feed there, I'd have a bad time. 😅)
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Another day, another, "How is this not cheating?" story about a celebrity all over my SM (another platform).
It's only cheating if the people in the relationship consider it cheating, and is none of your business. Hope this helps.
(If I actually replied that on my feed there, I'd have a bad time. 😅)
It's only cheating if the people in the relationship consider it cheating, and is none of your business. Hope this helps.
(If I actually replied that on my feed there, I'd have a bad time. 😅)
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what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos
Landlords: "Will rent to working professionals only."
Also landlords: "I need you at home tomorrow to let a plumber in. Work is not an excuse."
🙃
Also landlords: "I need you at home tomorrow to let a plumber in. Work is not an excuse."
🙃
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Landlords: "Will rent to working professionals only."
Also landlords: "I need you at home tomorrow to let a plumber in. Work is not an excuse."
🙃
Also landlords: "I need you at home tomorrow to let a plumber in. Work is not an excuse."
🙃
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Satire died a long time ago.
This seems to be the day when they flush it's ashes down the toilet.
This seems to be the day when they flush it's ashes down the toilet.
BREAKING: Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation from United States President Donald Trump to join the “Board of Peace” aje.news/hw7tfo
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Satire died a long time ago.
This seems to be the day when they flush it's ashes down the toilet.
This seems to be the day when they flush it's ashes down the toilet.
Isn't the thing everyone is talking aboutayne happening a plot point in Succession?
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Isn't the thing everyone is talking aboutayne happening a plot point in Succession?
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Thousands rally in Greenland’s capital, chanting “Greenland is not for sale,” after Trump doubled down on the US initiative to takeover the country. The protests are the largest in the nation’s history.
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Thousands rally in Greenland’s capital, chanting “Greenland is not for sale,” after Trump doubled down on the US initiative to takeover the country. The protests are the largest in the nation’s history.
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museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
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I just cancelled subscriptions to Amazon Prime, ChatGPT, Netflix and Trump-supporting Spotify. That’s $100 a month cut in seconds ($1,200 a year). If a third of European citizens do the same, it comes to…
$210 billion
Just in easy-to-cut subscriptions
When you torch good will, watch out
$210 billion
Just in easy-to-cut subscriptions
When you torch good will, watch out
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I just cancelled subscriptions to Amazon Prime, ChatGPT, Netflix and Trump-supporting Spotify. That’s $100 a month cut in seconds ($1,200 a year). If a third of European citizens do the same, it comes to…
$210 billion
Just in easy-to-cut subscriptions
When you torch good will, watch out
$210 billion
Just in easy-to-cut subscriptions
When you torch good will, watch out
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Trump is a menace to justice across the globe.
French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy to try to intimidate her during Marine Le Pen's trial for embezzlement — and details how he has used similar fascistic tactics to intimidate other judges around the world who rule against his alt-right friends.
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Trump is a menace to justice across the globe.
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Viewing suggestion: don't play this clip with the sound up in the dentist's waiting room like I just did.
got you
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Viewing suggestion: don't play this clip with the sound up in the dentist's waiting room like I just did.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
😱 This thread!
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 AM
😱 This thread!
House rewatch. Hostage episode (with young Evan Peters) just made me legitimately snort-laugh.
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
House rewatch. Hostage episode (with young Evan Peters) just made me legitimately snort-laugh.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Job shortages
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teachers on supply list for years or leaving country due to job shortages
Scottish government figures shows that most newly qualified teachers in Scotland are no longer getting permanent jobs, especially in primary schools.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Job shortages
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Is me.
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Is me.
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Once again, you'd be forgiven for assuming from this coverage that she killed herself. She was murdered by two fellow students at her school - people she knew in real life, not from social media.
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Esther Ghey says daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by harmful online content
The mother of the murdered teenager Brianna Ghey has urged Keir Starmer to ban social media for under-16s, adding to growing pressure on the prime minister before a crunch vote on the issue on Wednesday.
Esther Ghey wrote to Starmer on Monday explaining in detail how she felt her daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by TikTok influencers with whom she had become obsessed. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Once again, you'd be forgiven for assuming from this coverage that she killed herself. She was murdered by two fellow students at her school - people she knew in real life, not from social media.
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Employers, hear Zoe out on this. As a bonus, they'll work for you too.
(prior repost deleted due to me needing to update my brain on Zoe's behalf)
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reason #52959 a game studio needs to hire me already: I need the discretionary funds for my cow tools tramp stamp
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Employers, hear Zoe out on this. As a bonus, they'll work for you too.
(prior repost deleted due to me needing to update my brain on Zoe's behalf)
(prior repost deleted due to me needing to update my brain on Zoe's behalf)
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