Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina
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the winter of our diss content
The NFL is comprised of a massive amount of unserious football teams. The Patriots are 10-2 for God's sake! The Bears are going to be 9-3!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The NFL is comprised of a massive amount of unserious football teams. The Patriots are 10-2 for God's sake! The Bears are going to be 9-3!!!
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Sounds like the Seattle Torrent home opener attendance - 17,151 - is the largest crowd to ever watch a women's pro hockey game in the United States
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sounds like the Seattle Torrent home opener attendance - 17,151 - is the largest crowd to ever watch a women's pro hockey game in the United States
touching some grass* for the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
touching some grass* for the weekend
Happy NOW It's Okay To Play Christmas Music Day
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy NOW It's Okay To Play Christmas Music Day
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife"
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it's decantin' time
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
it's decantin' time
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More like Jared Scoffs at making that play
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
More like Jared Scoffs at making that play
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Happy Thanksgiving to the best side dish
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to the best side dish
It's ten thirty post meridiem and I am side eyeing a second beer.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It's ten thirty post meridiem and I am side eyeing a second beer.
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Lmao Vince Dunn was READY
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Lmao Vince Dunn was READY
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
gone, and also forgotten
Me right before I respond to my child's "Hey!" with "Hay is for horses!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me right before I respond to my child's "Hey!" with "Hay is for horses!"
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In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
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was this study funded by bluesky
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
Adolescence lasts to 32, say brain scientists
www.thetimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
was this study funded by bluesky
Whereas Alito spends 6 pages of his concurrence ranting and raving about how video games are a secret plot to implement varia law nationwide.
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
Goddamnit.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Whereas Alito spends 6 pages of his concurrence ranting and raving about how video games are a secret plot to implement varia law nationwide.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
you *know*, deep down in your bones as a seahawks fan, this is gonna be the week that JJ finally puts it together
god I can't wait
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
you *know*, deep down in your bones as a seahawks fan, this is gonna be the week that JJ finally puts it together