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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

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November 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge already.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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I accused my buddy of pouring glue on my weapons.

He denied it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutToilets
Take the Latrine to Clarksville
a man is riding a toy car on the road .
ALT: a man is riding a toy car on the road .
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November 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Our dog gets a little wound up when she hears geese overhead so I hold her paw until they’re gone like we’re waiting together in an air raid shelter in WWII London
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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terrifying if literal, bagel bites
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutAHouse
Rear Window Coverings
a man in a suit and tie looks out a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie looks out a window
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Whenever I have to scroll to my birth year online, I feel like I’m cranking that big wheel on The Price Is Right.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#UnexpectedBookOrFilmEndings
Andy dumps wimpy Blane and marries the Duck man.
Pretty Pink Blane GIF
ALT: Pretty Pink Blane GIF
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
#UnexpectedBookOrFilmEndings
Richard Dreyfus fixes the shark's teeth, and they all live happily ever after.
a scuba diver is touching a shark 's face in the ocean
ALT: a scuba diver is touching a shark 's face in the ocean
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Grocery prices are so high, I’m looking for Extra Slutty Olive Oil.
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM